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SUSSammich!
post Apr 23 2018, 09:45 AM, updated 8y ago

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Hi guys!

I know a lot ppl miss my jokes and the quality here is going down due to my absence. Don't scared! I am back to help you get your daily laughter.

Due to election season, I will create election jokes.

My first one is very funny hahahahahahhaha

Please don't laugh too hard k

[joke]
A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton will say,” I’m fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’.

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”

It looked quite simple, but the truth was…

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You?”.

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:

“Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”

Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, hahaha…hahaha…”

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

[/joke]

lolololol funny right? hahahahaha...

STay tune I will make more funny jokes than this

No need thnx me

grim.fandango
post Apr 23 2018, 09:46 AM

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kcmy
post Apr 23 2018, 10:12 AM

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I'm fine and happy today,until I read ur jokes. Now I'm depressed and wanna suicide.

 

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