haha this is freakin' retarded

let me tell you what I can get for that 1m:

1. A real Gibson Les Paul Slash Signature model, not that shitty Epiphone you're trying to sell here

2. Flight tickets to the US

3. VIP concert passes (incl. backstage passes) to watch GnR live in any of their shows after which I'd have them all sign the guitar

After I come back to Malaysia, I'd still have enough money to buy a condo and a decent car. Plus, I'd end up with a real Gibson (not a fuckin' epiphone) signed by actual members of GnR.