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TSparliken
post Jan 18 2018, 09:53 PM, updated 7y ago

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Still remember he said he wanted to build a bridge for a town and the reporter told him theres no river in the town no reason to build the bridge.

He replied if theres no river we build a river for them.


No offense but still make my day once in a while. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

This post has been edited by parliken: Jan 18 2018, 09:57 PM
vanillapire
post Jan 18 2018, 10:33 PM

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Also we must send our people to the sun.
The reporter then said the sun is too hot!
Then he said 'itulah sebab u xleh jadi menteri'

Legend
TSparliken
post Jan 18 2018, 10:38 PM

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QUOTE(vanillapire @ Jan 18 2018, 10:33 PM)
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Also we must send our people to the sun.
The reporter then said the sun is too hot!
Then he said 'itulah sebab u xleh jadi menteri'

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Haha if he was a /ktard this forum gonna be so fun
hiyyl
post Jan 25 2018, 03:02 PM

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key3hky
post Jan 25 2018, 03:06 PM

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he once said to send malaysians to the sun
reporters said is too hot
his response back to them was Kita pergi waktu Malam
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post Jan 25 2018, 03:08 PM

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speaking to reporrters that he was ashamed of some events : Kemaluan saya amatlah besar
TSparliken
post Jan 25 2018, 06:13 PM

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Our Post Laju berry good

Besuk Kirim, Hari ini Sampai!

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joe_star
post Jan 27 2018, 08:48 AM

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Your joke same quality like Sammich!
TSparliken
post Jan 27 2018, 09:17 AM

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QUOTE(joe_star @ Jan 27 2018, 08:48 AM)
Your joke same quality like Sammich!
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Good or bad???lol
SUSSammich!
post Jan 27 2018, 11:53 AM

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QUOTE(parliken @ Jan 18 2018, 09:53 PM)
Still remember he said he wanted to build a bridge for a town and the reporter told him theres no river in the town no reason to build the bridge.

He replied if theres no river we build a river for them.
No offense but still make my day once in a while. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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lol! you got potential πŸ˜‚
SUSSammich!
post Jan 27 2018, 11:54 AM

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QUOTE(parliken @ Jan 27 2018, 09:17 AM)
Good or bad???lol
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it’s a compliment. you should be proud and. treat yourself golden kfc chicken
TSparliken
post Jan 27 2018, 12:00 PM

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QUOTE(Sammich! @ Jan 27 2018, 11:54 AM)
it’s a compliment. you should be proud and. treat yourself golden kfc chicken
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Yay so motivated biggrin.gif
joe_star
post Jan 27 2018, 01:15 PM

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QUOTE(parliken @ Jan 27 2018, 12:00 PM)
Yay so motivated biggrin.gif
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TSparliken
post Jan 27 2018, 01:33 PM

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QUOTE(joe_star @ Jan 27 2018, 01:15 PM)
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lol how can you put down 2 jokers at once? rclxm9.gif rclxm9.gif
jimmybcmy
post Jan 27 2018, 03:12 PM

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His speech about hisap dada (dadah) is still classic..
hollyweed
post Mar 16 2018, 05:27 PM

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kita semua hendaklah menderma dare~~
besthanj
post Mar 24 2018, 06:21 PM

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Best joke ever! rclxms.gif

 

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