Dead Crap Partners,

We would like to apologize for those idiotic notes that we post prior to your pickups. These are not our(Crap Management) fault but they were the brainchild of our idiotic asswipes staff. We truly believe they are guilty as shit for these dumb ideas and should be flog and sack. Rest assure we will be replacing them with a bunch of bunnies really soon. Eventhough we signed off on these idea, we the Crap Management are actually a bunch of dicks and should not be blame.
Thus, in the spirit of lovey dovey Crap -Crap Partner relationship we would like you drivers, just because you are the Kings of The Worlds, to suggest to us how we can improve on these notes, in making them more useful in your every day lembu driving.

Just leave your suggestions under the ‘My Suggestions’ heading.
Thank you o’lordship.
Sincerely,
Crap Manangement.

My Suggestions:
1. Hi riders ! Do not forget to apply ample dose of deodorant to your armpit or any other bushy pits that you have in order to help your driver not die from your stench.

2. Hi riders ! A gentle reminder, please do not message your driver ‘where are you ? ’ or the likes. Your driver will get to you once he is good and ready, bitch !

3. Hi riders ! Please do not eat in your drivers car, unless you were raise in a barn, than it is ok.

4. Hi riders ! Please do not use grabshare unless you want everyone's (including yours)face turned black when there is a matched trip

5. ....

Same thought lol, if they scrap incentive.. who want to face jam for that tiny cash back amount.

Southern RM37 punya MP puck

work 10-12 hours a day,4 off days a month !!! Drive grab better lah bro..lorry cannot drive fast, need super patience and endurance, fetching barang only and always kena kacau polis roadblock, grab sometimes can fetch hot chic customer

hahahahahaha... wait long long

Im infuriated. Grab is insane or what?

Just now i just did a ride in peak hours, 6pm. Everywhere jam, and the AA feature accept a job RM5 in KL area. Takes 10 mins jammed to pick up the passenger. Another 10 minutes jammed to destination. 20 minutes gone just for the RM5 fare? and then minus commission 20% and petrol 20% left RM2.50.

so if one hour 3 jobs mean RM7.50. WTH is that? And its raining some-more. Who the hell set the price like that? Even the Bangla said only RM5?? WT*F

Who else got RM5 job during peak hours?   

actually good point! why i so dumb turned on AA    Now be smart, just MP or UPeak hour turn AA On 

The trainer told the class cancellation fee will be implement during this year December , and passenger need bank account and Facebook to create passenger account

what's the farthest kilometer that passenger can detect a drivers ?

wana add on ya, 3 kena cancel de aso short trips..big trip tak kena cancel...

Anyone decide to sign up SOCSO later? November already kick in yo.

Anyone decide to sign up SOCSO later? November already kick in yo.