Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours??

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How urs look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36D-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, is confident. ur friend also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints...



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