#!/bin/bash
# converts exact time to fuzzy format
export exact_time=$(date '+%H:%M')
export exact_hour=$(echo $exact_time | cut -c 1,2)
export exact_minute=$(echo $exact_time | cut -c 4,5)
case $exact_hour in
01) export fuzzy_hour='one' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
02) export fuzzy_hour='two' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
03) export fuzzy_hour='three' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
04) export fuzzy_hour='four' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
05) export fuzzy_hour='five' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
06) export fuzzy_hour='six' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
07) export fuzzy_hour='seven' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
08) export fuzzy_hour='eight' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
09) export fuzzy_hour='nine' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
10) export fuzzy_hour='ten' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
11) export fuzzy_hour='eleven' fuzzy_ampm='in the morning';;
12) export fuzzy_hour='twelve' fuzzy_ampm='in the afternoon';;
13) export fuzzy_hour='one' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
14) export fuzzy_hour='two' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
15) export fuzzy_hour='three' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
16) export fuzzy_hour='four' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
17) export fuzzy_hour='five' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
18) export fuzzy_hour='six' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
19) export fuzzy_hour='seven' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
20) export fuzzy_hour='eight' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
21) export fuzzy_hour='nine' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
22) export fuzzy_hour='ten' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
23) export fuzzy_hour='eleven' fuzzy_ampm='in the evening';;
00) export fuzzy_hour='twelve' fuzzy_ampm='at midnight';;
esac
case $exact_minute in
00) export fuzzy_minute='o-clock';;
01) export fuzzy_minute='o-one';;
02) export fuzzy_minute='o-two';;
03) export fuzzy_minute='o-three';;
04) export fuzzy_minute='o-four';;
05) export fuzzy_minute='o-five';;
06) export fuzzy_minute='o-six';;
07) export fuzzy_minute='o-seven';;
08) export fuzzy_minute='o-eight';;
09) export fuzzy_minute='o-nine';;
10) export fuzzy_minute='ten';;
11) export fuzzy_minute='eleven';;
12) export fuzzy_minute='twelve';;
13) export fuzzy_minute='thirteen';;
14) export fuzzy_minute='fourteen';;
15) export fuzzy_minute='fifteen';;
16) export fuzzy_minute='sixteen';;
17) export fuzzy_minute='seventeen';;
18) export fuzzy_minute='eighteen';;
19) export fuzzy_minute='nineteen';;
20) export fuzzy_minute='twenty';;
21) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-one';;
22) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-two';;
23) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-three';;
24) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-four';;
25) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-five';;
26) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-six';;
27) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-seven';;
28) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-eight';;
29) export fuzzy_minute='twenty-nine';;
30) export fuzzy_minute='thirty';;
31) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-one';;
32) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-two';;
33) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-three';;
34) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-four';;
35) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-five';;
36) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-six';;
37) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-seven';;
38) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-seven';;
39) export fuzzy_minute='thirty-one';;
40) export fuzzy_minute='forty';;
41) export fuzzy_minute='forty-one';;
42) export fuzzy_minute='forty-two';;
43) export fuzzy_minute='forty-three';;
44) export fuzzy_minute='forty-four';;
45) export fuzzy_minute='forty-five';;
46) export fuzzy_minute='forty-six';;
47) export fuzzy_minute='forty-seven';;
48) export fuzzy_minute='forty-eight';;
49) export fuzzy_minute='forty-nine';;
50) export fuzzy_minute='fifty';;
51) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-one';;
52) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-two';;
53) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-three';;
54) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-four';;
55) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-five';;
56) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-six';;
57) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-seven';;
58) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-eight';;
59) export fuzzy_minute='fifty-nine';;
esac
export fuzzy_time="$fuzzy_hour $fuzzy_minute $fuzzy_ampm"
echo It is now $fuzzy_time
exit 0
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#!/bin/bash
# converts exact time to fuzzy format
export day=$(date +%A)
export month=$(date +%B)
export exact_time=$(date +%d)
export exact_hour=$(echo $exact_time | cut -c 1,2)

case $exact_hour in
01) export fuzzy_hour='first';;
02) export fuzzy_hour='second';;
03) export fuzzy_hour='third';;
04) export fuzzy_hour='fourth';;
05) export fuzzy_hour='fifth';;
06) export fuzzy_hour='sixth';;
07) export fuzzy_hour='seventh';;
08) export fuzzy_hour='eighth';;
09) export fuzzy_hour='ninth';;
10) export fuzzy_hour='tenth';;
11) export fuzzy_hour='eleventh';;
12) export fuzzy_hour='twelfth';;
13) export fuzzy_hour='thirteenth';;
14) export fuzzy_hour='fourteenth';;
15) export fuzzy_hour='fifteenth';;
16) export fuzzy_hour='sixteenth';;
17) export fuzzy_hour='seventeenth';;
18) export fuzzy_hour='eighteenth';;
19) export fuzzy_hour='nineteenth';;
20) export fuzzy_hour='twentieth';;
21) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-first';;
22) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-second';;
23) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-third';;
24) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-fourth';;
25) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-fifth';;
26) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-sixth';;
27) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-seventh';;
28) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-eighth';;
29) export fuzzy_hour='twenty-ninth';;
30) export fuzzy_hour='thirtieth';;
31) export fuzzy_hour='thirty-first';;
esac

export fuzzy_time="$fuzzy_hour"
echo on $day the $fuzzy_time day of $month
exit 0
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