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post Sep 27 2017, 05:28 PM, updated 9y ago

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Taste of the exotic: 'Nasi lemak' condoms from Malaysia

KUALA LUMPUR: A Malaysian condom company is hoping to spice up sex lives with a contraceptive that tastes like the country's ultimate comfort food - a chili-infused rice dish known as nasi lemak.

Industry giant Karex, which claims to be the world's biggest condom maker, already offers an array of flavours in various pleasure-boosting textures, from grape to the pungent tropical fruit durian.

It is now set to launch a condom inspired by nasi lemak, usually translated as "fatty rice", originally a cheap breakfast consumed at street-side stalls but which is now common across the country, including at higher-end restaurants.

The dish consists of rice cooked with coconut milk, served with anchovies, roasted peanuts, a boiled egg, sliced cucumbers and a dollop of fiery chili sauce.

"We Malaysians are divided across our political ideas, religion and race," Karex chief executive Goh Miah Kiat told AFP from his office in Port Klang, outside the capital Kuala Lumpur.

"I felt one thing that unites us all (is): 'Where's the best nasi lemak place you've been?'"

Malaysia has been beset over the years by tensions between its Muslim Malay majority and its substantial ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities, with critics accusing the government of introducing policies that favour the Malays.

Karex - which sells condoms under the brand name Carex - spent six months carrying out tests before coming up with its nasi lemak prophylactic, which smells faintly of coconut and is coated with a warming lubricant.

The company is working on packaging and the limited-edition condom should hit shops in November or December.

Goh insisted the range of wacky condoms were more than just a marketing gimmick, and were about trying to encourage contraceptive use in the Muslim-majority country.

"For me, it's about public health, and I want to get the message across to people," Goh said.

Conservative attitudes are still common in parts of Malaysia and some people frown on the use of contraceptives in the belief they encourage pre-marital sex.

During a parliamentary debate in March, a lawmaker from an influential Islamist party proposed caning unmarried couples who had sex.sos

The nasi lemak condoms are aimed at the local Malaysian market but much of what Karex makes goes abroad.

The company produces five billion condoms annually from its four factories, with much of its output purchased in bulk by governments or international agencies for safe-sex drives.

Read more at http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapa...alaysia-9254794
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:30 PM

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stupid company, this product will fail miserably. Who the hell wants their D and V to smell like nasi lemak
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:30 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 05:31 PM

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GG siham smells like nasi lemak sambal kerang

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post Sep 27 2017, 05:32 PM

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this one u need to add your own ikan bilis and dua biji kacang...
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:33 PM

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ahaha one thing that unites us all... nasi lemak and sex... tongue.gif
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:33 PM

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Fuhh.. got durian flavour also. Not sure where they are going with this kind of product.
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:33 PM

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QUOTE(alextan99 @ Sep 27 2017, 05:30 PM)
stupid company, this product will fail miserably. Who the hell wants their D and V to smell like nasi lemak
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:33 PM

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dafak, nasi lemak + salty fish = ???????


What's worst could go wrong
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:35 PM

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QUOTE(hustlerism @ Sep 27 2017, 05:31 PM)
GG siham smells like nasi lemak sambal kerang
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:38 PM

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Next time your gf crave for nasi lemak, buy that for her
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:38 PM

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Inkambing - durian flavour condom
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:38 PM

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Is channelnewsasia legit news site or just satire?
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QUOTE(domtoidi @ Sep 27 2017, 05:37 PM)
Contraceptives are kinda haram, ain't it?
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:39 PM

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QUOTE(Doomsday @ Sep 27 2017, 05:33 PM)
dafak, nasi lemak + salty fish = ???????
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Well, some sambal put salted fish.
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:40 PM

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QUOTE(hustlerism @ Sep 27 2017, 05:39 PM)
U tak suka, u go raw!
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:46 PM

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Nasi lemak favor on nasi lemak brows.gif
K/ hisap sampai bengkak.
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:47 PM

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translation nasi lemak also gg
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post Sep 27 2017, 05:48 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 05:56 PM

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QUOTE(hustlerism @ Sep 27 2017, 05:31 PM)
GG siham smells like nasi lemak sambal kerang
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post Sep 27 2017, 06:06 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 06:18 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 06:21 PM

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if dom dom failed, the little sperms are called ikan bilis?

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post Sep 27 2017, 06:23 PM

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Siapa makan cili, dia rasa keras
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post Sep 27 2017, 06:25 PM

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mi goreng mamak ada tak?
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post Sep 27 2017, 06:28 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 07:21 PM

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well
we finally can ask our waifu if she wanted to eat nasi lemak
we can start unziping after she say yes
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post Sep 27 2017, 07:25 PM

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bila ada halal version condom?
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post Sep 27 2017, 07:32 PM

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QUOTE(alextan99 @ Sep 27 2017, 05:30 PM)
stupid company, this product will fail miserably. Who the hell wants their D and V to smell like nasi lemak
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post Sep 27 2017, 09:43 PM

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Mee kolok condoms...
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post Sep 27 2017, 10:02 PM

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post Sep 27 2017, 10:19 PM

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QUOTE(alextan99 @ Sep 27 2017, 05:30 PM)
stupid company, this product will fail miserably. Who the hell wants their D and V to smell like nasi lemak
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Same people who wanted it smell like durian.

Eat time yes i love durian,but when being intimate is bodo
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post Sep 27 2017, 11:35 PM

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nasilemak condom telur dua bijik free
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post Sep 27 2017, 11:38 PM

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Cendol condom would be a much better choice.
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post Sep 27 2017, 11:40 PM

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I did nasi see this coming.
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post Sep 27 2017, 11:42 PM

Eh, pangkat sudah tukar ka
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QUOTE(estcin @ Sep 27 2017, 05:38 PM)
Inkambing - durian flavour condom
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they already produce it...
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post Sep 27 2017, 11:56 PM

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Sambal udang petai flavor please! biggrin.gif
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post Sep 28 2017, 12:14 AM

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Indon gonna rage.u dont simply claim it is yours.

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