Tell us your own too much wow symptoms! Or the experience of someone u know! Please don't copy and paste those posted everywhere in the internet...

This happens to my brother, I knew he had too much WoW when:

Someone called him on the phone while he was sleeping. He picked up the phone and said "My corpse is in the lava, please rez me"

For my own, I know I had too much WoW when:

I woke up in the morning in my bedroom and my first thought was: "Am I in Kalimdor or the Eastern Kingdom?"

I sometimes say lol or rofl instead of actually laughing

Me too

lol
I do say "dot dot dot" when I don't know what to say...

FOR THE FORSAKEN!

... when you bookmark Wowhead

When you play on a dual monitor setup and wowhead is on the other monitor -.-

who ninja my stapler??

when u look at a plant and start to reach out to herb it.

QFT!

When you see somebody you dislike and you say "Damn don't aggro".

hahaha lot's of good ones here, myremi's post reminded me of something I did:

When you're at the great wall of China and you had this urge to jump on to the ledge to get down rather than using the stairs.

When i read this post

i remember going back home last Christmas. saw this plant that look like a Staff in pre-BC days. one that looks like a red bulb with green stem. was thinking of putting it on my back.

i know i m addicting to wow .. when i say .. I M GONNA ROLL .. I CAN USE THAT .. LOL

when my frends ask me why I dont play WoW on weekends, I told them " GF Aggro" !!!

you need to grind some rep with her man

grind rep with boss at work, need exalted, but hard to grind, only 1 rep per week... /sigh

LOL I do that too, when people ask me why am I leaving the game in a weekend I will sometimes say "BF aggro" or "BF summoning"

As general rules, all boss required a raid grp, first u need some of your colleaques to be tank (to get aggro when he tried to propose increment for everyone), and some will be healer (sweat talk to boss and calm him down), then a grp of very good dps required (to backstap the boss and brain wash him we need a raise). After a few raid if the boss not drop your epic and u wipe every raid... Its time for you to change raid instance.

However for gf u need to solo, makesure you go to gym and beach lvl enuf, and buy some great gear (prada) and lots of consumable (movie ticket/ meals voucher). And there is no fix strategy for your when she aggro, because as of today we find that she had 1,000,000 of random attack when aggroed, sometime she shoot water from her eyes that crits you 10k damage per second which u need some rare jewelery to counter that, others will drop aggro just by show up on time...

epic