when u setup a team, be prepared for leavers.
some competitors are sore losers.
once you pawned more competitors, u become godlike.
when u become godlike, u may still die/lose.
some employees dont teamwork.
everyone starts from noob.


pls cont.... hehe

(now who says playing computer games is BAD for you? hehe)

This post has been edited by dante3: Mar 28 2007, 05:03 PM

i learn that .... we must do more OT to get more $$ for DOTA ~~~~~

wat DOTA teaches me.. is that... ITS ALWAYS the OTHER TEAMMATES fault if the project crashes/lost

i learned that each hero has a specific usage to win battle...

wahh...this is really true man....damn respect...u got it right!!

from what i learn from my friends since i dont play
dota teaches you tht coorperation is important
and must not have a feeder
all must be of same expert level in a team
birds of the same feathers triumph

the dota teach me how to lan c in game

Dota teach me how to play mind games... lol

some people can see clearer during dark times. (night stalker)
some business partner(ally) just talk talk talk and do nothing.
when u see a sexy lady like lina, u got stun.
when u see a sexy lady like crystal maiden, u freeze.
get plenty of rest, n heal yourself at your home(dota fountain well)
u sell your perodua car and then buy BMW car(u sell away ironwood branches and buy something more expensive)

This post has been edited by dante3: Mar 28 2007, 05:01 PM

See ugly lady like lion, finger of death = gg

lollllllllllllllllllll
good 1

to> never live or let ur son school near CC area.

dota teach me alot of dirty words

finger of death is really useable real life = middle figner of doom lol...

Players may look like they are good but truth there totally suck.
Players scold but dont like to be scold.
You spend more time arguing with your teamates than playing the game when you are lossing.
No matther how good are you.. So long your ally sucks you still lose.
Sentinels always win since most of the time the team consist of Clan members or frens in cyber cafe.
Flying spaggeti monster rules varies when someone wanna leave. Sometimes pll claim rules which i had never heard before.

this thread is funny

dota teach me to if u want to get more money, u have to make a risky job...kill roshan an u get 800 gold....hahaha

how to pancing people,
then solo kill near tower or!!
Gang Bang!!!

teamwork is the most important things must have in DotA

hmm...things that taught me in Dota, patience, teamwork......

chicken actually hide item in thier body

AFKer == Sleeping Partner == doing nothing but holding the benefits (items)
People that need the whole team to support him is not a team player, he will never risk his benefits in exchange of your help.
Supports (healer, and most int heroes) are a crucial part of a successful approach.
Sales (tanker, str heroes) requires huge amount of cash to make himself useful ( buy tanker items) when persuing something ... hahahahahah

Dota Teach me many things such as : Feeder, Noob, Pro, Sohai, Bad Words, "LOL", Roshan for Aegis, Hero Missing, Top, Bottom, Center, Farm, Natural Creeps, Tower, Sentinel, Scourge, GangBang, How to Run when give hero chase, How to Kill while enemy Not See You Coming, How to KS, How to Backstap, How to BackDoor, How to Insult.

Anyways, every hero in Dota have their goodness and weakness, not all hero was 100% perfect...

Last but not the Least: Dota also teach us to see map everytime... once u not seeing the map~ you have 70% chance to R.I.P... So... this show us that...We must concenstarte while playing a games. Dont blame others people when hero missing did not tell... Becuz they are busy too... If you are Typing "<<Name of Hero> ms" this little words, you may gets backstap/ kill/ ambush for 30%...but if u didnt type, u will 80% let people scold[Reason: hero ms no say ar?] so! next time when u play dota... juz report the ms of the games in the 1st 10 minutes... hero simply run after that and see the Map! Map is one of the most important part of the games...
Oh ya! If youre hands was Slow! Dont buy something such as...Mekasims...Eul Scepter Difinity...becuz i saw some people buy the beginning of the games...but never use it at all...cuz they were panic when they give hero chase...Thats all i wanna say about DOTA! Dont Forget...Roshan have 30% to make u lose the WAR!
If Enemy Realise that all hero was missing while u all were strong enuf... their mind will oni things 3 thing...1st> Faster push they maybe roshaning, 2nd> Go Ks Roshan. 3rd> Back..they maybe wanna gangbang us!

btw, 70% of Malaysians dono wat "DOTA" means...Dota means Defends of the Ancients...
Thanks

This post has been edited by [Dx]Caveon: Mar 29 2007, 12:02 PM

play dota so stress ah !!!!!!

i think back now also headache adi

oh ya i learn dun share with people...
share my chicken with a teamate he looted my perseverance!!!

Teamwork and learn from error~

DotA teaches me the one who talks most is mostly the one being gang bang,instead the one farming quitely is mostly godlike at late game.So, work hard rather than talk much!

Dota teaches me that most malaysian gamers are arrogant people and act like a jargon in CC.

Dota also teach me to prepare to get flame when you do something wrong.

Dota also teach me that a pro teaching a noob is something that is impossible to happen.

Dota also teach me that why gaming suxs and complete a waste of time.

Dota teach me who is my true friend and who is not.

Nuff said.

Dota taught me the nature of human....

When first blood, they leave because they are unhappy,

When there is a leaver, the team with the leaver will cont, if they win they say they are good winning with 4 ppl, if thy lose, they say ofcourse win because we have only 4 ppl,

When there is a leaver, attempting to move the leaver hero is impossible as eveyone fights for the item, worst of all they take them and sell them all,they are stingy

When your teammate fights a hero and its life is red, you duwana KS, but it escape, your teammate will scold you, why didnt you give the last hit and he claims he won't scold. but at that time if you really kill it, he will sound you like hell because they are always right

This post has been edited by Tm89: Mar 30 2007, 09:38 AM

DotA reveal how naive,how arrogant of the player
u will see this in BS

It teaches me that everbody lies, the only diff between them is what they lie about.

Pro players or those who think they are the worst gamers around, attitude wise since they expect nothing but perfection and will curse you if u dont deliver on their terms.

Dota teached me how to take the final reward in expense of my team mates after they work hard in the project (ks)

Dota taught me not to waste time in it

dota taught me tat i m no in ther are no noob or pro...just the hero problem and item...n the timing~~bcoz somebody when playing noob game win all the noob~~~but playing pro game lose 2 pro..den being scold~~den left game~~i wonder if tat really malaysian really tak boleh kena marah 1?when being scold~~den either PP or leave game~~=.= wont hav straight win...owez inside a win n lose situation wit a ppl who is wise..will help u...wit a nt wise ppl other team mate will scold u dun feed anymore lar~~~when u go farm~~they scold u again~~y go farm~~in dota ~~for mei nt a pro either a noob~~but the most i cant hold on is malaysian mouth~~just like more worse den a SHXT owez din using colgate or darlie~~use more listerine n brush ur teeth!!!very BUSUK

This post has been edited by KyoLee: Mar 30 2007, 10:29 PM

hurm. alot of think can be reflect back in dota game. i got a lot of new member, new 'nickname' such as sayuq=noob. hahha, well, it is nice isnt it.have something to share and talk around with my friend, something to scold when get angry, and the best is i now can read my friend mind... with team work. ist it nice. hurm

Dota teaches me that CC bosses laughing their ass off coz we giving our money to him to buy a BMW 7 series...

Dota teaches me also that they that made many games like CS, O2jam, Fifa extinct in CC nowadays...

i learn a magic word everytime if got 1 opponent leave game
" RMK!! "

True, malaysians are bunch of rude ppl.Prior to DC 1.2 i play WC3 TFT ladder games.
When i got boring i play DotA, just to kill time.Bcoz im not good i got flamed with vulgar words. Just because we're on the net they think they can say what they like.

DotA is for teh Dotards.Most DotA pro doesnt deserve any respect because most of them self proclaim.

WCreplays :Grubby, what is your favourite DotA hero.
4K^Grubby:No i dont play DotA.

I have played countless time on Gamespy during WA 1.41 era,the dark time of DoW where balance is completely crap.

When i was playing online,i have seen pros,those with score above 1500 teaching me how to defend and help me to defend my base when i was under attack.After the enemy's invasion,he just say:"Be careful next time" and set up some defence turrets in my base.Thats all,no flaming at all.

There was another guy,actually spend time teaching me how to use IG(a race in DoW).What to build,what spell to use and some other tips to help to get started.In the end,i understand how to use them properly and i have enjoyed the game.

This is the kind of game i want to play,which i also believe that most of us want to play.DoW had showed me a completely different world from the world of Dotards.Not everyone is a born pro.

If you are a pro in dota and you are reading this,when you see a noob next time,please teach him how to play dota,instead of flaming him.Feeders feed not because they want to,it's because they dont have the necessary skills to play properly.

Imperial Guards FTW!!! Dota shu shu shu!!!

i hate dota! coz roshan no longer drop cheese, and i like to eat cheese!!!

dota teach me alot of things..
dota teach me that a 29 year old guy can sit down in cyber cafe force his gf to sit beside him and play dota 10 hours a day and still stuck at diploma 1st year...

dota also teach me that when playing dota they say no money la this la that la. but when come to pay for resit p[aper they can pay and pay and pay and waste time in collage

dota also teach me that people can really sit down for 10 hours straight staring at a monitor...

Dota taught me that guys are more ignorant to their gfs while playing.
Also taught me that guys shouldn't teach their gfs how to play dota if they really love them.

dota teaches me how to chat more with my frens...
at school keep talking dota...

dota becum de onli things v can all talking abt in college,
it teach me to make frns,
it teach me tat even if u farm kao kao vry geng mkb or scepter at lv 10 oso will lose if no teamwork
it teach me to be patient,
it giv me target of life (LOLZ OMFG!)
it teach me to teach my bros n frns to join de dota
it teach me to organize time,(so time for dating n dota muz not crashed!)
it teach me to get used to losses
it still cant teach me how to be a pro

DOTA....who created u?
why? when? wahat arre u?

Dota teaches me that gaming can make you stress and emo

So,dont play this s**t.Go play something else.

dota had taught cc bosses dat they oni nid 1game(frozen tong)to maintain their customers
other game oso no nid 1..(except cs)

dota makes ppl shout n scream MONSTER KILL, GODLIKE, TRIPLE KILL, GODLIKE bla bla all over the place ....

Players where got scream like that 1...that is the duty for the speakers...not player..

usually player will shout F**k,MCH,TiunIaSing,Hailat,Sh*t,hamgachan,soHai n etc..

Dui bu Dui? hahaxD

Dota make me buy more Nescafe hehe ...coz play until no need sleep ..

Haha..like that also canxD..i only buy water

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Added on April 24, 2007, 5:24 pmXin from FTZ?

This post has been edited by -Rage-: Apr 24 2007, 05:24 PM

"...DOTA TEACHES ME TO"

Composer : Krovaxq
Lyric : Krovaxq
Song by : Harpuia


dota teaches me to unsubscribe TMnut Screamyx....

dota teaches me to keep saying GG to whatever-whenever...

dota teaches me to realize that there are freaking amount of RACISTs...

dota teaches me to understand what type of leavers people hate the most...

dota teaches me to know where my money must go to when i'm outside...

dota teaches me to avoid talkin' to my gf at night time...

dota teaches me to keep scolding innocent mouses...

dota teaches me about how important caffeines are...

dota teaches me that people really dare to talk only...

my gf says dota is more important to me than she is.
haha

Dota teaches me to wake up and spread the news to people to get a new life....coz it waste time....HEHe

when lose mostly they will blame teammate 1. and every1 starts from noob mah....

DOTA TEACH ME TO BAN ALL KIASU LEAVERS XD

dota made good frend quarrel each other!to bcm even close best frend after settled.!

Dota Teaches me...when u r a noob..go play AI don't ruin other peoples game..

wasting people's time n effort n money>.< wahahaha

dota teaches me to buy only necessary things for me, not because other's buy it.

stunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Very true.

A$$e$ like you are the one who actually spoil the game.Cant you teach those who are not good?

true... DotA can sometimes be very stressful and emo when your teammates don't cooperate and your enemy is very lansi.

let's see..
DotA taught me that you should attack your teammate when they are poisoned or doomed.
DotA taught me that cheaters (maphackers) don't always win.
DotA taught me that running isn't always the best thing.. (Bloodseeker's Rupture)
DotA taught me that even though you have no legs, you can use Boots. (Slardar, Naga Siren, Medusa, Morphling, Enigma..)
DotA taught me that Roshan drop aegis and cheese, but isn't smart enuf to use it before he die.

DotA taught me that the funniest thing in the world is when a Rikkimaru walks straight into the middle of five enemy heroes and scouts them, but he doesn't know one of them just bought a gem.

ROFL

no teamwork no glory lol
dota taught me that once u team wif ur fren,u can test if ur team gonna lose and ur fren will scold u noob or call u feeder LOL
or u ks them they beh song
this is wat i experience while i playing dota wif my frens =)


This post has been edited by r3nz0kuk3n0tk: May 17 2007, 02:08 PM

what dota taught me most , is to control my emotions and anger. care for other players' feelings , and give everyone a chance to have fun.

agree wif u dikwen lol

it teaches me to never walk alone ... hahaha ... lol ... and nothing beats a good gang bang ...

dota teaches me (or other games for that matter) that humans actually have too much free time. LOL!

Dota teaches me that addiction comes in many flavours.

It teaches me how to scold people in game and release stress at work

haha.. sounds true to me. i just play dota to reduce stress. not more than that.

1) dota thought me that even 27 to 30 yr old working office ppl... still play it... and experience the same shyt everyone got...

2) dota thought me that there is always summary details in the yam cha sessions...

3) dota thought me i will kena curse from friend... and curse them as well...

4) dota thought me that kena emo from from friend makes u emo as well...

5) dota thought me that if you are host.. make sure ur teamate is pro, else nobody will protect you...

6) dota thought me that if you teamate is noob, ur enemy will be 3 lvls higher than you on the avg...

7) dota thought me that 6.43b AI+ 1.4, is impossible to win solo against 5 insane...

DOTA helps on my fingers' muscles

dota thought me what is TEAMwork

even you are very pro if you did not have teamwork with your teammates you will getting lose.


divine not mean GG

nope, sometimes there're still some newbies like to join a game with title "prozzz".
And what I've learned in dota is, every group must have a great leader to comand its teammate.

dota taught me that, human still can stay alive eventhough hasnt eaten any food nor drink for 3 days. ><

you dont need dota to teach you that .

read news and you will see children in africa going through worse then 3 days =X

dota teaches me NOTHING..
just a waste of time lo...
even though still cannot stop playing it,,..

DOTA teach me to lead ppl
teamwork is important
communication is important

DOTA teaches me that teamwork is important but NOT all the time...sometimes u still need to rely on yourself XD

DOTA teaches me to backstab!! Snipe! and KabOOM !!
Then you will be the chichken king of the round.

DotA in real life:

Some ppl must backstab other ppl to earn a living.. (Riki)
If anything goes wrong, let sleeping heroes lie.. (Naga Siren)
Even big ppl get toss around by little ppl (Tiny)
Smoking kills.. (Riki) ^^

Having high int doesnt mean you live longer in real life

Eat more meat and have higher str instead

U are wasting time here (Lanaya).

So time is important!!!!

hahah...this thread should be in jokes section

dota teach me that a 30year old guy can still be studying diploma for 9 years and still havent graduate but holds a PhD in Dota.
just go Blizz cafe in taman bunga raya and u can see the zombie there

selenium nice 1 haha

Dota teaches me to be humble, not to screw noobies and not to waste anymore time on it

Bravo to those who have awaken!!

haha! how true..
dota teach me how fast n how loud ppl can shout..
lol..

This post has been edited by mono_demon: Oct 23 2007, 04:31 PM

wad i learn in dota is.... noobies always talk big in front of ppl say they very geng but the play like..... noobies...

n sometimes dota wastes my money...haiz...

dotA teach me how to play mind games. And most of all cooperate with yr teammate. Always a tank ( leader in real life)

dota teach me that malaysia is very kiasu and even more kiasu than singapore. when losing will leave game when winning open big mouth. dun care noob or pro they all the same

dota teach me to gain weight and to call ppl to beat up opposite team @.@

iv done that 2 years ago in silversurfer in ss15...one time my friend use my bnet username and lansi some ppl till they drive down with parang luckly i was walking with my lecturure(gaylors college) he was my aliby.....that i was in class not playing if not shure cannot live di....

dota teaches me how stupid and immature some adult/teenager can be...

i learn how to backstab

dota teach me how to swear nia .. sigh

hahaah dota teach me every new game is a brand new start like whn u change study places or working places. u will have new fren + some known fren inside....u will need to work (farm) hard to get a good result at the end.....
another thing is KS.... sometime whn i ks i will say sorry.... some1 will accept it.... some1 will scold u.....duh......
some Ks king really waiting for KS nia.......
this is like the'shoe polisher' in real working place...... good thing he get....n u will get experience only but no money n kill....lol... agreee??

Smoking kills.. (Riki) ^^

this one quite correct, 2nd hand smoker die faster, hahaha.

DOTA tech me how to suck in other RTS/FPS game

dohta teach me that;
A college students always says no money to buy books,..bla..bla..no money this,that..No time to study..
But can sit at cc for 10hours, onli came back at 7am to sleep, then cannot wake up at 8am classes, then dont have money to pay for books..curse here and there..

-non dohta player here-

Dota thought me that,

Most Malaysian gamers are assholes,
When they win, they lanci, when they lose they blame everyone but themselves.

This is so damn true in most cases. You rarely see a "good game", unless you play with educated dota players, not those garbage u find online. Uncivilized scum. A good example is a certain famous pvpgn server.

The kind of scum that plays in that server is just so retarded that it becomes funny. Those kids who range from 13 - 24 (btw im 20) have totally no idea of gaming etiquette. >_> . 24 yr olds goin, come meet me in so and so, ill wack u . >_> . rite ...

It has reached a point when I seriously have no idea whats goin on in the Msian gaming scene. Given that not all Malaysian gamers are like that, but those special normal gamers are a minority in Msia.

Yeah, Malaysia Boleh, we have riots, mat rempit and stupid gamers. Rawr !!!

teached me..

"pro" player like to talk lots of nonsense..
when team mate die, they giv some "good" word
when they die, they blame line lag
when enemy die, the laugh n say noob
when team got leaver, they giv a lot of "good" word, but there is still chance to win
when enemy push in, they will keep on ask ppl to go n def, but they wont
when the tower break, keep on scold ppl noob dunoe how to def, but y dun he come n def?

and the very last..

DotA teached a lot of "good n praising" words...

Dota just blame and blame
nothing much