"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!

from the same flick

try this

dude1: Prepair ship for light speed.
dude2: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
dude1: Light speed is too slow?
dude2: Yes. We're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

lord of war

try this
"SHUT THE F### UP DONNY!"

yup

PULP FICTION

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend"

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Added on November 13, 2007, 7:48 pm"Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by"

"Wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay"

"dude1: Listen listen, you are fc uking with the wrong nigga
dude2: Hey hey you are fc uking with the wrong sand nigga ok
dude1: I will hang your old ass by your turban
dude2: Oh, turban now! Do you see any fcu.king turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say 'Hey Jay, you want a slurpee? You wanna slurpee?' Fc uk you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fcu.king Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?"

This post has been edited by fragglerock: Nov 13 2007, 07:48 PM

"dude1: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
dude2: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
dude1: Exactly.
dude2: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
dude1: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
dude2: I don't know.
dude1: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
dude2: Put it up to eleven.
dude1: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
dude2: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
dude1: [pause] These go to eleven."

"[In California]
chic: It's so clean out here.
jewish dude: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows."

"chic: So you wanna go into the movie or what?
jewish dude: No, I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal.
chic: That's a polite word for what you are."

"dude: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
jewish dude: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth."

"
[jewish dude addresses a pair of strangers on the street]
jewish dude: Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Female street stranger: Yeah.
jewish dude: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Female street stranger: Uh, I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Male street stranger: And I'm exactly the same way.
jewish dude: I see. Wow. That's very interesting. So you've managed to work out something?"

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Added on December 8, 2007, 8:00 pm"what part of sudden death you don't understand?"

This post has been edited by fragglerock: Dec 8 2007, 08:00 PM