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SUSSammich!
post Apr 18 2017, 10:41 AM, updated 9y ago

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THis time is really funny. Is y masterpiece and u all sure laugh. Not laugh u all is robot liao.

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Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.

The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief.
The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!"

But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my country, paknya".

But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".

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SUSSammich!
post Apr 18 2017, 10:50 AM

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QUOTE(ghuzzy @ Apr 18 2017, 10:47 AM)
hahahha very funny
laugh die me
omg sammich is so funny and so original
u deserve "jokers of a lifetime in lyn" title
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Is it really so funny or just try to perli me?
SUSSammich!
post Apr 18 2017, 10:57 AM

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QUOTE(ChaChaZero @ Apr 18 2017, 10:53 AM)
Your "masterpieces" are all rehashed jokes that you copied from some random websites. Honestly you should just gtfo of the jokes heaven forums.

You're a plagiarizer and you're just not funny in general.
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I know u r just using the provoke technique to motivate me. Thanks

QUOTE(titanmelvin @ Apr 18 2017, 10:54 AM)
good one. please continue to post more Sammich!
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Thanks for the praise. I will make at least 1 joke a day.

QUOTE(ghuzzy @ Apr 18 2017, 10:55 AM)
why dont we ask fellow /lyn and /k blush.gif  rolleyes.gif

so just want u to know that we "humans" hav very little time and so does not hav too much free server space notworthy.gif  laugh.gif
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Thanks for the praise.

 

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