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SUSSammich!
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 Apr 18 2017, 10:41 AM, updated 9y ago
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THis time is really funny. Is y masterpiece and u all sure laugh. Not laugh u all is robot liao.
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Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.
The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief.
The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!"
But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my country, paknya".
But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".
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ghuzzy
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Apr 18 2017, 10:47 AM
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hahahha very funny
laugh die me
omg sammich is so funny and so original
u deserve "jokers of a lifetime in lyn" title
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SUSSammich!
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Apr 18 2017, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(ghuzzy @ Apr 18 2017, 10:47 AM) hahahha very funny laugh die me omg sammich is so funny and so original u deserve "jokers of a lifetime in lyn" title Is it really so funny or just try to perli me? |
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ChaChaZero
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Apr 18 2017, 10:53 AM
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Your "masterpieces" are all rehashed jokes that you copied from some random websites. Honestly you should just gtfo of the jokes heaven forums.
You're a plagiarizer and you're just not funny in general.
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titanmelvin
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Apr 18 2017, 10:54 AM
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good one. please continue to post more Sammich!
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ghuzzy
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Apr 18 2017, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(Sammich! @ Apr 18 2017, 10:50 AM) Is it really so funny or just try to perli me? why dont we ask fellow /lyn and /k   so just want u to know that we "humans" hav very little time and so does not hav too much free server space   |
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SUSSammich!
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Apr 18 2017, 10:57 AM
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QUOTE(ChaChaZero @ Apr 18 2017, 10:53 AM) Your "masterpieces" are all rehashed jokes that you copied from some random websites. Honestly you should just gtfo of the jokes heaven forums. You're a plagiarizer and you're just not funny in general. I know u r just using the provoke technique to motivate me. Thanks QUOTE(titanmelvin @ Apr 18 2017, 10:54 AM) good one. please continue to post more Sammich! Thanks for the praise. I will make at least 1 joke a day. QUOTE(ghuzzy @ Apr 18 2017, 10:55 AM) Thanks for the praise. |
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jimmybcmy
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Apr 18 2017, 11:09 AM
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Heard this joke before...  |
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badumtssss
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Apr 20 2017, 06:17 PM
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hahahaha NICE although I heard this before long time ago
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Ewww!
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Apr 21 2017, 12:00 AM
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Frozen_Sun You got thrown off the boat ka?
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SUSBlueButtBaboon
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Apr 22 2017, 10:59 PM
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You are the reason i made a LYN acc!!
Ur damn funny ts pls post more..like 4-5perday
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WebDpot
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Apr 23 2017, 05:43 PM
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Lel
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shopgogo
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May 6 2017, 02:43 PM
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New Member
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hahahaha this is good!
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SUSashestoashes
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May 11 2017, 02:41 AM
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New Member
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american cuban malaysian bangladeshi in the train joke?
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riezzien
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Jun 16 2017, 06:16 AM
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not original.
boo hoo
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zorbyss.
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Jul 17 2017, 03:47 PM
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I still can't.
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anti-informatic
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Jul 26 2017, 05:07 PM
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I laughed » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « many many years ago when I saw the original jokes. Please stop getting some old idea rephase then say it's your masterpiece la.
Apart of that, I laugh quite hard when i saw the title Ja"penis". Not sure if you did that in purpose but congrats for having something that people can laugh at.
This post has been edited by anti-informatic: Jul 26 2017, 05:26 PM |
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Lez Pall
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Jan 9 2018, 08:48 PM
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Japenis....
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mafioso
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Jan 24 2018, 09:53 AM
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japang
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