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SUSSammich!
post Apr 14 2017, 11:10 AM, updated 9y ago

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Let me share with you a joke again. I think very hard to come up and this is my masterpiece. Most funny joke that I come up with.

[joke]
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.
[/joke]


Hhahahaha funny right? The father dunno what is vowel and try to teach the daughter lolololol.

Dunno somemore want to act expert to teach. doh.gif
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post Apr 14 2017, 11:21 AM

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QUOTE(skizzo75 @ Apr 14 2017, 11:13 AM)
Ok
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QUOTE(jimmybcmy @ Apr 14 2017, 11:19 AM)
funny 404
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Y not funny?

The father dunno and want to teach the daughter LOL!

Not funny?

This post has been edited by Sammich!: Apr 14 2017, 01:05 PM
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post Apr 14 2017, 01:05 PM

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QUOTE(ChaChaZero @ Apr 14 2017, 12:22 PM)
Rubbish.
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u haf no sense of humor
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post May 31 2017, 10:08 AM

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QUOTE(fu'house @ May 31 2017, 01:47 AM)
What's the joke? I don't get it.
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The joke is the little girl dunno the answer then make the sound but its CORRECT!

haahahahha

get it? funny? LOL
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post Jun 1 2017, 09:35 AM

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QUOTE(Barbossa @ Jun 1 2017, 08:18 AM)
i thought the girl was blowjobbing lol fuck my mind fuck fuck
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This is not dirty joke!

You like dirty joke? I have more funny dirty joke for you.
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post Jun 2 2017, 10:04 AM

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QUOTE(Barbossa @ Jun 1 2017, 06:28 PM)
shoot
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Just check out this place regularly and look out for my jokes ahahhahaha

meanwhile you can enjoy my past masterpieces
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post Jul 26 2017, 06:55 PM

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QUOTE(anti-informatic @ Jul 26 2017, 05:04 PM)
walao wei I stop visiting lowyat forum for almost a year and you are still here ar. Enough with the lame joke liao wei.

Every thread you also say it's your masterpiece and guarantee people laugh, then say "funny right?" only to make people feel lame.

Here's a joke for you to laugh till you enough:
One day, little penguin ask his father.

Little Penguin: "Dad, dad, am I a penguin??"

Dad: "Of course you are a penguin"

Then little penguin go and ask his grandfather

Little Penguin: "Grandpa, grandpa, am I a penguin??"

Grandfather: "You are definitely a penguin, my loved one."

Then little penguin go and ask his mother

Little Penguin: "Mum, mum, am I a penguin??"

Mother: "Of course you are a penguin, my dear. Why are you asking"?

Little Penguin: "But..... I feel so cold~~~~"
Hahahahaha dam funny right?

Get my point?
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Welcome back ! rclxms.gif

Im so honor that you come back to check on my jokes after 1 year. Im really touch cry.gif

Back to your joke, is it mean penguin suppose cannot feel cold? So he is actually not penguin? hahahahahaha.. let the family bluff him lol

 

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