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SUSSammich!
post Apr 11 2017, 04:14 PM, updated 7y ago

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Due to popular request from many ppl like joe_star and all, I will have to spare some time to think of funny jokes and entertain u all.

This time I make a very funny joke hahahahahha.. It is my best joke ever and more funny than previous. Please don't laugh.

[joke]
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

[/joke]


Hahhahaha funny right? right?

lolololol the snail so slow until 3 yrs later only knock back the door lol
pakdamek
post Apr 11 2017, 04:19 PM

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haha....chuckles only.
ThisIsAter
post Apr 12 2017, 04:38 PM

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danny88888
post Apr 13 2017, 03:25 AM

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Best of Sammich! Joke:

Sammich!: I am the joke.

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This post has been edited by danny88888: Apr 13 2017, 03:33 AM
badumtssss
post Apr 20 2017, 08:00 PM

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LOL
titanmelvin
post Apr 28 2017, 03:05 PM

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This is funny
it.fusion
post May 17 2017, 03:46 PM

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so funny till the joke dont feel like joke dry.gif
liamx
post Jul 5 2017, 07:35 AM

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QUOTE(danny88888 @ Apr 13 2017, 03:25 AM)
Best of Sammich! Joke:

Sammich!: I am the joke.

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I laugh at this.
RaeZhiHao
post Jul 7 2017, 03:26 PM

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Omg....nobody laugh including me.... okla...I am robot....
hizperion
post Jul 13 2017, 11:52 AM

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hahaha so funny la Sammich
zorbyss.
post Jul 17 2017, 03:45 PM

here you go.
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