Mar 13 2007, 08:14 PM, updated 19y ago
A couple were sitting up, waiting for their 16-year-old son
to come home from a social engagement when the boy came
into the house with a big smile on his face.
"Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad!" He said breathlessly. "Guess what!
I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's
your son. You talk to him".
Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become
a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the
occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been
wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy.
"I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".
His first time..
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