An elderly couple were watching TV one evening when the TV Evangelist came on air and offered to pray for the sick. The Evangelist said; "For those of you who are sick and are watching this program tonight, I want to pray with you so that you could be healed from your sickness. I want to ask you to place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from some disorder and raise your left hand in the air. The old man placed his right hand on the 'old fello' (private part) and raised the left hand in the air and closed his eyes. His wife saw what he did and slowly whispered to his ears, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick not to raise the dead'".