ZOMG... I'm a Noob open a topic like this in Horde sprawling forum.

Anyway... Alliance Rox... we got Gnomer LTR, we got the only gnomer robot mount, most important of all we got Gnomes... gnome are the sexy god and all hail to alliance...

Muhahahahahah flame away... but tell me why you play Horde not Alliance

maybe bcuz of the pvp advantage? and the new race BE's outlook? and the flying route?

I play Alliance. A Dwarf. No shave, hairy chest, likes his beers, and rides a robot chocobo!

O rLy?

No offense, i do really hate Night Elves.
Thats one of the reason i dont touch alliance.

Hmm, i fine with Blood elves though.

ZOMGWTFBBQSAUCE!

Ninjaing this topic with my sig...

Orcs and taurens looks too brutal. So I choose Horde.

Who said? I'm malaysian and I noticed there are a lot of M'sia/S'pore players in Dath Remar playing as Alliance.

Alliance rule horde drool!!

Coz Alliance at level 70 will come to XR and pwned the Horde at level 15.....They always do that..esp NE.

horde looks fierce, vicious, and no fear. that's why i play horde. hords kills.

i might create a female alliance character soon. to see how's the guys player respond.

No wai! I play Alliance and no Alliance are not filled with kiddies

There, I have busted the greatest myth of all time.

I used to love the Alliance during Warcraft I & Warcraft II, but when I played Warcraft III, my perspective changed... I like Hordes better. So when it comes to World of Warcraft, I gotta be Horde. Plus the lores on the Horde side are more interesting.

btw, I find Dreanei females hotter than the Blood Elfs... I guess I'm the weird one. XD

its the tail amirite?

i eat gnomes

i started out wow as alliance and throughout my leveling from 1-23, i have NEVER been in a group where theres no ninja-loot going on.

outside instance = party member actually waits for you to pull and then he dives straight for the chest and loot first.

inside instance = a few seconds before a boss pull, it suddenly became masterloot and yes more ninja going on.

that was what i experienced with alliance (Kilrogg) when i started. and yeah there were tons of raggolas, legolas, XfaramirX, geemly, gimlee and such who really have those holier than thou personality.

So i switch to horde, there were ninja, but definately not everytime. they wait for the fight to be over and do /rand 100 for chests. and yeah we pass on all blues and discuss who needs it more and compare gear to see who gets a bigger upgrades over the loot. i dont have to lie to you.

Undead warlock > every other races' warlock..

The best pvper among all time is undead.. and yes, I like how alliance looks but yet horde is definitely look better in battle

since starting my UD priest, i'm starting to like the horde area. the NPCs look cute and reading what they say is funny. More so than boring alliance.

Alliance PVE = easy mode
alliance human + ne look gay
alliance outnumber horde = so u can kill more alliance
ngome r annoying


thats why i play horde .

Female Blood Elf = has the most sexy look
Undead Epic Mount = coolest mount among all

combine both and u play horde =p

Ok. Horde rule in PvP! Alliance suck (unless they have uber raiding gear) because they're the side of justice and everything nice and perty.

Alliance rule in PvE I must admit, except Nihilium who already did Coilfang Reservoir raids. Yes i'm a geek.

pve easy mode = excuses , look at nihilium lawl

BC = no more alli ez mode QQ

but yea, nihilum is a rare exception. i mean prior to nihilum's successes, DNT rules the raiding world. until they finally got beaten on the kel thuzad race.

nihilum got world first c'thun too , albeit that was cause they had 1 extra day in the raid week when blizz hotfixed the c'thun fight
nihilum is good , cause unlike ppl who just kept QQing and using alliance ez mode as an excuse for their failure in PVE , they actually went out and proved themselves
less QQ more pewpew imo

alliance is > horde in pve though, especially on cthun, nihilum is just so good they overcome that barrier.

srsly, horde have pallies now, i AM enjoying EZ-mode.

reason y i despise n spit on alliance...

1. dey suck in pvp...
2. dey consists of 10 - 13 year old kids...
3. de alliance guys r ugly...
4. de alliance has no intention to help others but to ninja n benefit demselves...
5. dey intend to curse de hordies jus bcos v hordes kacau dem in farming...
6. dey r bunch of crybabies wen fighting us hordes in pvp n lose...

reason y i pull a switch n join hordes...

1. their racial traits r more suited for pvp...
2. dey consists of mostly either college students or young adults...
3. de horde guys r sexy... (well except for BE male... dey r ghey!!! =/)
4. de horde tends to b helpful n always do deir best to benefit each other...
5. dey intend to warn others of de presence of alliance wen got ganked while farming...
6. if too much to handle... dey will of course politely call for help to clear the alliance camping their area to resume their routine... unlike alliance who dunno how 2 ask politely... rather only no how 2 crybaby n demand rudely to kill us hordes wen v camp at their area...

"...what's that smell.........oh, bad dog!"

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Added on March 12, 2007, 10:38 amAlliance
1. Best laugh (Male Draenei)
2. Best /charge voice mote (Male Dwarf)
3. Best NPC act (Dwarf Target Practice-Dun Morogh, Draenei Target Practice-Shattrath City)

Horde
1. Best dance (Male Orc, Female BE)
2. Best mount (Undead and BE)
3. Best /flex emote (Male Tauren)

This post has been edited by myartemis: Mar 12 2007, 10:40 AM

Hmm... Alliance doesn't have all the PVE advantage you guys mentioned before (Paladin is the MVP in raid), so now we are equal.

PVP is skill... racial trait only plays a small part here, however I agreed there is many nub ally had no idea how to pvp. (they not all 13 y/o kids, many aunty/uncle plays this game... try to join a guild with vent and you'll find out.) Shaman is MVP in PVP can ninja flag in WSG and stupid retart totem makes me sick >"<, so now we are equal.

Alliance had ninja? I played in Uldaman... most of the hardcore guild are ex-horde in PVP realm... (I'm a ex-horde in PVP realm too...) I hardly noticed any ninja. so I guess you just unlucky, however do post their name in realm forum so they can't survive =P

Alliance looks sissy? Horde looks ugly? fixed... now you have mean huge Draenei and sexy Blood Elf.

But... all the reason you guys given are insignificant... cause Gnome Da Bomb... Gnome is the BEST-EST race in the world. ALL HAIL TO GNOME

such non-generalization and non-influenced comments... FTW!

Weird I see many people here QQing about Ninjas, unhelpful people etc in the Alliance, while my experience with them are totally different. I found more annoying kids and ninjas while playing a Horde compared to my experince with the Alliance.

Oh and also I chose to play a human because I don't wanna look ugly mage

I only pick ally cos the female humans are so pretty to look at and I dont have BC. Yes I played human female mage .... well used to until my trial expired. I bought the game but haven't keyed in yet cos my hostel connection sucks!

dono.. but im alliance.

LOL

I personally find Barrens chat worse than Darkshore chat anytime. Well Westfall ain't that popular no more. This is before TBC though. now i dunno.

Lol, Barren's chat is something the Horde should be proud of!!

Definition in Urbandictionary.com:
"The eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there"

Alliance have it better. And if you really think this way...

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Alliance got more girls, I mean real life girls

LOL. this is funny. sometimes i participate in the chat. topics mostly are about other ppl's mums or dad or someone else being a homo and of course chuck norris. lol

What's up with chuck norris in barrens chat?? i don't get it... haha... Barrens chat is really terrible

yeah i cant figure out y they talk about chuck norris there, anyone can clear this our for me? lol

ZOMG what are you talking about?? Chuck Norris is the attaction to play as Horde...

We used to revive Barren Chat into World Chat (damn... dunno why they ban it... World Chat is better for LFG instead of the current stupid 'Auto LFG System'.)

We used to chat something like;
Why Chuck Norris dun raid Onyxia?
Because Onyxia 40 man raid him and wipe everytime.

what's with Chuck Norris...

y Chuck Norris...
& not Bruce Lee...

Gross generalization, nothing more. There are kids on both sides of the fence, doesn't matter alliance or horde (eg Barrens chat lol?). I do have Horde toons on other servers and damn those kids cry just as bad as when they get ganked/camped by Alliance.

I can also generalize by saying that horde players are in fact, losers in real life who cannot get laid to save their lives. So they all roll menacing-looking undead or brutal orcs just so that they can live their lives as virtual keyboard gangsters and feel good about themselves, albeit in video game.

But of course, my generalization of Horde players is not true AMIRITE?

BORAT RULZ!!!!!!

chuck norris FTW!

anyway, i love BE chicks! coupling with undead= GAWD! xD

This is why i hate Horde :

And MOST of them think because they're ugly and stuff, means they're cool and matured... LOL... It's like kids saying they're adult.

This post has been edited by virphirod: Mar 14 2007, 12:52 PM

with any game, all's fair in love and war.

besides, horde gets a damn cool battleshout : FOR THE HORDE!

mind you, my main is Ally. ><

I like the horde races because they are different.

I am a human in real life 24/7 so I dont want to play a human in WOW too (dwarves = short, fat humans, elves = thin humans, gnomes = human children).

nite elf thin human... i doubt so jus bcos dey r tall... but not as tall as tauren... dey look fleshy to me... unless u r referrring to females... den maybe another story since dey r so slim... except for female dwarf... dey look like cafeteria ladies... lol

gnomes human children? cute...
i like their voice though... really cute 2 play around with...
n de y r awfully fast for their short legs...

Gnome ftw, however I must admit that in Azeroth Horde had advantage to Many Instances, (i.e. SM... wth everyone lvl 34~40 have to travel so far?? not to mention those 3 instances in Barren, and NE town is stupid to access to, as Ally I travel to NE town less than 10 times)

not true...
i completely disagree...
last time b4 TBC alliance got advantage over hordes in terms of pve...
instances in horde territory alliance can still access cos most hordes dey encounter like close 2 SM r lowbies... so dey'll leave u alone...

unless u bad luck... encounter ?? hordes...
but tink of de hordes in terms of pve...

do u realize dat alliance got better chance 2 make mooncloth???
cos moonwell is well situated everywhere near alliance's territory... whereas hordes has 2 go all de way 2 moonglade 2 make mooncloth...

not 2 mention most of de place everywhere in de map... hordes haf 2 walk around a lot... imo...

alliance got better strategic fp den hordes... so certain places dey got easier access...

with TBC not anymore... i had done 3 mooncloths safely at newbie zone....the ghostland...

generally, Allies got more advantages+benefits over Hordes. that's a fact!

There's a reason behind, u see... majority of the players behind the allies char r kids, you can't give them something too challenging to start of with, rite?


and that makes most Horde players L33T!

LOL~ wooootooOOTOTOTTO!!!

note: I still think Blizz shouldn't give ally shaman, and pally to horde, that's the uniqueness of the 2 different factions.

The sheer ignorance displayed by some posters in this thread almost makes me want to pity the people who are playing horde .

then again we have the BE's to help compensate their patheticness...

ZOMG Alliance had advantage in most of da place in de map??? Where go?!?!? Long before they have a fp in (forgot the neutral town name in Barren) we gotta walk from swamp of sorrow to barren, and inorder to Uldaman... we gotta walk from upper map too, I'm talking about instances where u gotta visit them every now and then.

as for mooncloth, we can make it in human/NE town, however not all player make mooncloth but I'm sure they need to do those instance many time for lvling and gear up. Same goes to the new fp in light house, before that alliance had to crawl their way to Strat and also Dire Maul (another Hot instance for FR trinket)... we need to cross your stupid town blocking the road to access it.

ZOMG... nerf horde location advantage already

As for Outland I just got my copy in less than 1 week so I'm in no place to judge, however in Hellfire it seems blizzard had treated both faction fairly interms of location.