I once MCed a mob with my priest, then someone came and said "Please give me water breathing". I told it I was a priest but it kept pestering me about how priests don't have pets and only warlocks have pets and please give it water breathing bla bla bla and kept following me around even after I /ignore it. Got sooooooooooo sick I just hearthed ....

With beggars for gold, when they PM me, I just open trade and ask them back for gold. When they said I'm richer coz I have an epic mount I just said "I used ALL my gold for my epic mount so pleaseeeeeeeeeeee help me!!! Gimme gold!!!" ehehe got once a beggar actually /ignore me!!

HAHAHAHAHA nice one!~!!