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SUSDrifter
post Feb 23 2007, 09:44 AM, updated 19y ago

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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth !!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone .
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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post Feb 23 2007, 09:47 AM

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wakakakaka got so teruk anot??
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post Feb 23 2007, 10:39 AM

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QUOTE(Drifter @ Feb 23 2007, 09:44 AM)
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

**********************************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth !!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone .
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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srsly, i can imagine my mom doing all those above.
IM SORRY MAMA!!!
p4n6
post Feb 23 2007, 10:41 AM

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Malaysia should have drive thru atm ... cause it's damn difficult to get a parking place near bank nowadays.
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post Feb 23 2007, 10:44 AM

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huhu...what a pity for female ..need more energetic on this

and more strength on handle such situation
SUSDrifter
post Feb 23 2007, 10:52 AM

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QUOTE(-gemini- @ Feb 23 2007, 10:39 AM)
srsly, i can imagine my mom doing all those above.
IM SORRY MAMA!!!
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so, it's true
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post Feb 23 2007, 04:25 PM

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post Feb 23 2007, 04:57 PM

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QUOTE(p4n6 @ Feb 23 2007, 10:41 AM)
Malaysia should have drive thru atm ... cause it's damn difficult to get a parking place near bank nowadays.
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got ar. JB de Citibank plaza have a ATM drive thru. not sure at other state la.
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post Feb 23 2007, 04:57 PM

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car can go up to 3 mile with parking brake without feeling anything?
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post Feb 23 2007, 05:03 PM

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QUOTE(deric88 @ Feb 23 2007, 04:57 PM)
car can go up to 3 mile with parking brake without feeling anything?
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I don't know much about driving, no license yet but shouldn't the car be not able to move if brake?
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post Feb 23 2007, 05:06 PM

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still can i guess. but sure berasap the brake..occured to me.. huhuh
i release the handbrake.. but not abis.. huhuh berasap leh
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post Feb 23 2007, 05:47 PM

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can
i tried with my mom's waja sweat.gif
cuz brake at slope (traffic light) den forgotten 2 lepas handbreak..
was thinkin WTG suddenly car boh lat jalan.. sweat.gif
demm draggy bt comfirm can jalan if tekan minyak


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post Feb 23 2007, 06:55 PM

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I believe not all females are like this.

Come on .. we need them laugh.gif
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post Feb 23 2007, 07:10 PM

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lol females should feel offended.. lol
women are that stupid nowadays??? tongue.gif
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post Feb 24 2007, 04:28 AM

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QUOTE(p4n6 @ Feb 23 2007, 10:41 AM)
Malaysia should have drive thru atm ... cause it's damn difficult to get a parking place near bank nowadays.
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The Maybank ATM at the Petronas station in Kota Damansara is a drive-thru what... Its just opposite the new SEGI College that is under construction...
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post Mar 7 2007, 05:15 PM

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CITIBANK penang also got drive thru ATM if I'm not mistaken.
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post Mar 7 2007, 10:16 PM

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How about another extra step, read the instructions on the machine ?
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post Mar 8 2007, 07:40 AM

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QUOTE(deric88 @ Feb 23 2007, 04:57 PM)
car can go up to 3 mile with parking brake without feeling anything?
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erm, i drove for 5 mins before once onli realise eh why car so damn like no power, hahaha
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post Mar 8 2007, 07:47 AM

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Good idea, but need alot of consideration before implementing it in MALAYSIA
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post Mar 12 2007, 05:53 PM

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QUOTE(narf03 @ Mar 7 2007, 10:16 PM)
How about another extra step, read the instructions on the machine ?
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LOL. Hell yeah.
Like the ATM is the 25th century most sophisticated state of the art machine that not any average joe know how to operate it.
Some even like play games at the machine, spend very long times but at the end withdraw 50 bucks.

Dont want to mention about cash deposit machine, lagi lagi lagi teruk.
When the queue is already long, ready your money in pocket first if it's not really that much and turn to the page you write your account number or recorded in your cellphone first la.
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post Mar 13 2007, 12:32 AM

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QUOTE(p4n6 @ Feb 23 2007, 10:41 AM)
Malaysia should have drive thru atm ... cause it's damn difficult to get a parking place near bank nowadays.
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At TTDI KL also got drive through ATM..Malaysia not tat backwater le..

 

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