How come aromachong's English reads so much like Nigerian scammer's one ah? Use big words tapi all salah meaning. Trying to impress the conned ones by throwing bombastic words around issit?

Scam la

OMFG



OK, firstly, WTF is "careful notions". Notion is a conception of or belief about something. So, after several days of careful belief? WTF is that? Nigerian English? Miri Engrand? Scammer punya Inggeris standard?

Maybe you meant "careful consideration" - but, if it were really the case, why need so many days to meditate, achieve nirvana, zen? You scammed some people, you got called out, and it still takes you "several days" to open an "official apology".

So, that means there are "unofficial" apologies? Or insincere apologies? Or fake apologies? Or pretend-to-apologize-while-I-continue-to-play-victim-and-laugh-all-the-way-to-the-bank-and-show-my-victims-the-middle-finger?

Anyway, back to your first paragraph:



Tribulation. What are you? The second coming of the Messiah? Can't you use standard non-Nigerian 419 language? Why "Tribulation" when a simpler "Trouble" would have sufficed? Trying to deflect your wrong doing and guilt by confusing the fcuk out of your victims?

Damn it, your first paragraph already has Nigerian 419 written all over it. Fcuk it, now that I look at your topic heading, it is screaming: SCAMMER ALERT, NIGERIAN cum SARAWAKIAN SCAMMER AHEAD! Who writes shit like that anyway!?

The rest of your "apology" is utter rubbish, sheer nonsense, veritable balderdash and pure, unadulterated cliche-filled trash.



Exonerate you? Man, I hope they find you and skin you and hang you by your ball-less scrotal sack. Exonerate? Try eviscerate instead.

Scammers - what more, scammers with fcuked-up-pretend-atas-Engrand like you - deserve to have the fleas of a thousand camels infest their ball-less crotches.

This post has been edited by wobbles: Nov 17 2016, 10:22 AM

OMFGA!

Thesaurus overkill!



I can only imagine the pain/torture/abuse/torment/distress/hardship my poor eyes were subject to, when I accidentally glanced at your mangled rubbish of an excuse for the written English language.

Honestly, WTF were you thinking? Big, bombastic, blathering words to make up for your infinitesimally microscopic penis? FFS, you seriously have that much time to google for inappropriate, inexcusable, and disrespectful words in a vain attempt to make yourself sound more important than you really are not!?

Stop this massacre of the English language! Speak in your native Nigerian tongue like Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba or something. It might make you sound marginally more intelligible and less of a fcuked-up scammer moron.

Geez. As if scamming and conning people aren't bad enough. You have to go on to mangle a language to boot.

This post has been edited by wobbles: Nov 17 2016, 12:52 PM

Reading the way aromachong writes his replies, I can't shake the sneaky suspicion that he's not just a he but a team of scamsters. The English used varies from low class to very low class to Nigerian 419 and fluctuates between bad and nauseatingly disgustingly bad.

Too bad. We will never really know eh?

New member so fasih with /k lingo ah?

You da dupe. I mean, you da man!