You are also older now than "last time" when you were younger.

you forgot gender. the presence of a Y chromosome have been conclusively linked to hair loss that gets worse with age.

My hair started to thin when I was 20.
If you're male, just get an Obama hair cut when you reach 30, and then later go for a Yul Brynner look.

It may help you, it may not. Might slow down your hair loss, or speed it up. Might cause your hair to grow back, or might make you bald. We don't know, because we have not actually carried out any actual medical trials. But we have tested it on ourselves, and it works on us.

Our proprietary formulations aren't actually 5000 years old, but we'll go ahead and claim that we have a track record of 5000 years anyway, because we created the formula based on ayurvedic theory, which we have spent a couple of months/years studying. And ayurvedic medicine is 5000 years old, and though there's no 5000 year old ayurvedic treatment for hairloss, we will say we have a 5000 year old track record anyways.

PS: if there's a 5000 year old ayurvedic treatment for hair loss that's been proven to work, how come the Donald isn't using it?

PPS: perhaps you can tell that I do not like trade puffs. In this age of fake news, we don't know what kind of idiotic things people would believe.

This post has been edited by zeb kew: Nov 28 2016, 05:17 PM

if he tweets about it just once, you've got it made.