You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.

At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.

The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell can’t do that at Starbucks.

And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50 . Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.

Facegirl's Bradley Chavet told Swiss newspaper, Le Matin, that the idea for the café, which is based on similar establishments in Thailand, has been in the works for several months, and that coffee buffs can get their "orders filled" faster than they can say “large iced coffee, please."

"In five or ten minutes, it's all over,” he said, implying the ‘service’ at Fellatio Café is impeccable.



As always, critics blasted the proposal, claiming only developers would benefit from the business, but alas, prostitution is legal in Switzerland as long as the sex workers have permits, so why wouldn’t they open a café where you can get a cup of coffee with an almond croissant and an orgasm?

While there’s no exact date for the opening of the café, Chavet says it will be open for business by the end of this year. So it's something to look forward to.

Geneva sounds like a good place to warm up with a cup of coffee this winter, so you might as well start booking your tickets now.


http://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6



This post has been edited by Songlap: Oct 2 2016, 07:49 PM

nearlee want some coffee

Ok my end of year holiday destination will be at geneva

Don't need to go geneva for this. Thailand got already

Ustaz Kazim dah pegi x?

The most important question is, Is the coffee there any good?

Brb. Booking ticket to swiss

Swiss girls > Thai

I am sure will be eastern europe, asian or africans ones

Swiss people are rich, don't need to do this kind of work

That price can pay for cheong here at Bolehland

That price can pay for cheong here at Bolehland

Brb

Report to JAIS

Jabatan Agama Islam Switzerland 🇨🇭

Is the guy from 1st pic on the menu selection?

Kek

Deadpool got a blowjob drinks.

incoming hiv customer infect waitress, waitress infect other customers..zombie apocalypse at Switzerland soon...

Felatio

Problem is the milk they use is ur product?

Their own product

Mana....address....

gwai mui gip u bj...not asian. thailand got ah?

OMG!

U like? Or u wanna be waiter?

I prefer midgets doing this at Makati.

Maybe can hire gigolo to ... you know?

Damn, no wonder can spend 100 euro in a cafe, that claim look legit on business expense claim

U interested to try?

Yerr.....

time to move to Switzerland!!!!!!!

Go to Geneva can get some blondes..
Go to thai get squinty eyes only ..lol
no vroom vroom.. its the truth

I know where I will stay for retirement now lol

Address...

eastern european > asian

Madness

Literally in the cafe?

coffee makes the cum taste horrible

so i heard

pity the workers there

Just google bj bar. Too many in thailand

time to learn French!!!!

pouvez-vous me sucer didi?

Pinsaro

NSFW, seriously

Is it fun work?
It’s no different to any other part-time work.

Does your boyfriend know?
He doesn’t know.

waaa soo mad bro...are u HIV positive?