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TSuglyduckling422
post Sep 28 2016, 10:12 AM, updated 7y ago

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*BEZA KOS DULU DAN SKRG*

*Ayah:* "Dulu, masa zaman Ayah, nenek bagi seringgit jer untuk beli brg di kedai kat pekan tu. Ayah boleh dapat keropok, minuman tin, cinggam, gula2, pen, pensil, buku dan mainan"

*Anak:* "Murahnya dulu kan Ayah... sekarang boleh dapat lagi ke Ayah?"

*Ayah:* "sekarang x dpt dah nak.. skrg kedai dah ada CCTV!!!"

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TSuglyduckling422
post Sep 29 2016, 10:54 AM

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QUOTE(LiarLiar @ Sep 28 2016, 05:37 PM)
recycled joke. still funny though.
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Oh...I dunno is recycle joke. Let me post another joke..
TSuglyduckling422
post Sep 29 2016, 10:54 AM

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```A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming:

GIRL: Have you come
to collect the book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by
O Pamuk

BOY: No, I want that
book of hymns
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Girish K

BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring the new Retail Management guide CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school.

GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
C. Bhagat

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent.

DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "OLD MEN ARE NOT
STUPID" by Robin
Sharmaβ€Όβœ…```πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
afag
post Sep 29 2016, 05:08 PM

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Hahaha..both are nice rclxms.gif
TSuglyduckling422
post Sep 29 2016, 05:19 PM

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QUOTE(afag @ Sep 29 2016, 05:08 PM)
Hahaha..both are nice  rclxms.gif
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Glad u like it πŸ˜€
Taipan052
post Sep 30 2016, 05:27 PM

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QUOTE(uglyduckling422 @ Sep 29 2016, 10:54 AM)
Oh...I dunno is recycle joke. Let me post another joke..
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as long as your name is not Sammich.. then its ok.. K will forgive you.
it may look recycle to some.. but not to others.

TSuglyduckling422
post Sep 30 2016, 09:34 PM

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[quote=Taipan052,Sep 30 2016, 05:27 PM]
as long as your name is not Sammich.. then its ok.. K will forgive you.
it may look recycle to some.. but not to others.
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Poor sammich.he just trying to.make us laugh.

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post Oct 1 2016, 04:28 PM

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QUOTE(uglyduckling422 @ Sep 30 2016, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE(Taipan052 @ Sep 30 2016, 05:27 PM)

as long as your name is not Sammich.. then its ok.. K will forgive you.
it may look recycle to some.. but not to others.
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Poor sammich.he just trying to.make us laugh.

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No he isn't.

He is just trying to get attention. So when he starts something new (e.g. a business), he could attract people from LYN there. He done that with his (now closed) cafΓ© previously.

Not that it is wrong doing so though. Quite a bright fella I would say.
hanah87
post Nov 16 2016, 09:05 PM

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QUOTE(uglyduckling422 @ Sep 29 2016, 10:54 AM)
```A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming:

GIRL: Have you come
to collect the book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by
O Pamuk

BOY: No, I want that
book of hymns
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Girish K

BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring the new Retail Management guide CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school.

GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
C. Bhagat

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent.

DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "OLD MEN ARE NOT
STUPID" by Robin
Sharmaβ€Όβœ…```πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Hahahhahah ok la as long i still understand this kind of joke. Its a bit long laaa

TSuglyduckling422
post Nov 17 2016, 11:08 AM

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QUOTE(hanah87 @ Nov 16 2016, 09:05 PM)
Hahahhahah ok la as long i still understand this kind of joke. Its a bit long laaa
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Hehe
StarScream01
post Nov 28 2016, 01:36 AM

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nice joke
TSuglyduckling422
post Dec 2 2016, 09:30 AM

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QUOTE(StarScream01 @ Nov 28 2016, 01:36 AM)
nice joke
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Hehe...new joke go see
gilajudi
post Dec 18 2016, 12:24 PM

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Suddenly asking for a divorce

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.

His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing, he keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45mph.

The wife speaks again, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he is a far better lover than you are."

Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55mph.

She pushes her luck, "I want the house."

Up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," She continues.

Up to 65mph now.

"And," she says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes her nervous, so she asks him, "Isn't their anything you want?"

The husband at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65mph, the husband turns to her, smiles, said, "The airbag!"
TSuglyduckling422
post Dec 18 2016, 05:04 PM

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QUOTE(gilajudi @ Dec 18 2016, 12:24 PM)
Suddenly asking for a divorce

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.

His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing, he keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45mph.

The wife speaks again, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he is a far better lover than you are."

Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55mph.

She pushes her luck, "I want the house."

Up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," She continues.

Up to 65mph now.

"And," she says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes her nervous, so she asks him, "Isn't their anything you want?"

The husband at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65mph, the husband turns to her, smiles, said, "The airbag!"
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Haha..read before...
TSuglyduckling422
post Dec 18 2016, 05:04 PM

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Tadi beli nasi lemak 1 ringgit πŸ˜‹
β†’ makan
β†’ tinggal separuh
β†’ nampak lalat dalam nasi lemak😱😱
β†’ jumpa mak cik jual nasi lemak tadi
β†’ bagitahu ada lalat
β†’ mak cik jawab ' Adikk , nasi lemak 1 ringgit takkan nak letak ayam?
SUSwaiora_protuner
post Dec 18 2016, 05:07 PM

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QUOTE(uglyduckling422 @ Dec 18 2016, 05:04 PM)
Tadi beli nasi lemak 1 ringgit  πŸ˜‹
β†’ makan
β†’ tinggal separuh
β†’ nampak lalat dalam nasi lemak😱😱
β†’ jumpa mak cik jual nasi lemak tadi
β†’ bagitahu ada lalat
β†’ mak cik jawab ' Adikk , nasi lemak 1 ringgit takkan nak letak ayam?
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post Jan 6 2017, 08:33 PM

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[quote=Taipan052,Sep 30 2016, 05:27 PM]
as long as your name is not Sammich.. then its ok.. K will forgive you.
it may look recycle to some.. but not to others.
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[/quote]


[quote=uglyduckling422,Sep 30 2016, 09:34 PM]
[quote=Taipan052,Sep 30 2016, 05:27 PM]
as long as your name is not Sammich.. then its ok.. K will forgive you.
it may look recycle to some.. but not to others.
*

[/quote

Poor sammich.he just trying to.make us laugh.

πŸ€—
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[/quote]


Yup.. his jokes werent funny but his entire threads are..πŸ˜‚
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post Jan 8 2017, 06:31 PM

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QUOTE(uglyduckling422 @ Sep 29 2016, 10:54 AM)
```A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming:

GIRL: Have you come
to collect the book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by
O Pamuk

BOY: No, I want that
book of hymns
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Girish K

BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring the new Retail Management guide CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school.

GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
C. Bhagat

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent.

DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "OLD MEN ARE NOT
STUPID" by Robin
Sharmaβ€Όβœ…```πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Irzani
post Aug 20 2017, 08:13 PM

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1st joke quite legit ... brows.gif
TSuglyduckling422
post Aug 22 2017, 02:59 PM

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My neighbourhood kid came running to me asking, "Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described everything about marriage and sex.

Kid said okay and ran back to his house.

A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a double-decker bed. And my parents want to talk to you!"
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