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Are my Testicles black?
TSuglyduckling422
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Jul 11 2016, 10:48 AM, updated 7y ago
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ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very closely: _"Are - my - test - results - back?" _
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maxmove2nd
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Jul 11 2016, 10:52 AM
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hahahahaha....
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pandazoro22
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Aug 8 2016, 06:36 PM
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ROFL pretty damn funny
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TSuglyduckling422
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Aug 9 2016, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(pandazoro22 @ Aug 8 2016, 06:36 PM) ROFL pretty damn funny If got time see my other post too...
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ashyxt
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Aug 14 2016, 12:31 AM
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ROFLMAO
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SUSempatTan
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Aug 15 2016, 02:33 AM
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Lol
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kurangak
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Aug 15 2016, 02:39 AM
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ok i chuckled
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faisalnadzir
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Dec 8 2016, 06:18 PM
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I can see what happen next
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riezzien
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Dec 13 2016, 09:29 PM
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same joke with BGU 2264 joke but different situation
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IkiNik
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Mar 28 2017, 09:52 PM
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Fell right into it xD
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SUSBlueButtBaboon
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Apr 3 2017, 10:00 PM
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Good one
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TSuglyduckling422
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Apr 5 2017, 11:43 PM
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【For the Retirees....】 I was talking to a Chinese sinseh and after knowing that I am retired he advised: ... "You must exercise more. Don't buy drinks from stalls or drink beer & red wine.. ... Drink more plain water. Don't drive.. ... Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. . ... Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.
I nodded and asked " May I know what's wrong with me?" He answered "you have NO salary!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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