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TSuglyduckling422
post Jul 11 2016, 10:48 AM, updated 7y ago

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ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?
    
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 
 
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." 
 
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" 
 
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers. 
 
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. 
 
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." 
 
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very closely: 
 
_"Are - my - test - results - back?" _
maxmove2nd
post Jul 11 2016, 10:52 AM

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hahahahaha....
pandazoro22
post Aug 8 2016, 06:36 PM

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ROFL
pretty damn funny
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TSuglyduckling422
post Aug 9 2016, 01:37 PM

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QUOTE(pandazoro22 @ Aug 8 2016, 06:36 PM)
ROFL
pretty damn funny
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If got time see my other post too... biggrin.gif
ashyxt
post Aug 14 2016, 12:31 AM

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ROFLMAO
SUSempatTan
post Aug 15 2016, 02:33 AM

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Lol
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post Aug 15 2016, 02:39 AM

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ok i chuckled
faisalnadzir
post Dec 8 2016, 06:18 PM

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I can see what happen next
riezzien
post Dec 13 2016, 09:29 PM

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same joke with BGU 2264 joke but different situation
IkiNik
post Mar 28 2017, 09:52 PM

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Fell right into it xD
SUSBlueButtBaboon
post Apr 3 2017, 10:00 PM

FEEL WITH IT
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Good one
TSuglyduckling422
post Apr 5 2017, 11:43 PM

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【For the Retirees....】
I was talking to a Chinese sinseh and after knowing that I am retired he advised:
... "You must exercise more. Don't buy drinks from stalls or drink beer & red wine..
... Drink more plain water. Don't drive..
... Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. .
... Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.

I nodded and asked " May I know what's wrong with me?"
He answered "you have NO salary!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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