After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Mitch remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell p***y on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints.

His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Mitch opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"

Mitch said, "Does my breath smell like p***y?"

The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."