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khaikai
post Aug 20 2007, 03:48 PM

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two ghost met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : how u died?

2nd ghost : i died of cold

1st ghost : how does it feel when dying in cold?

2nd ghost : actually i was imprison in refrigerator. at first i was shivering, then my whole body started to frozen, later i felt the whole world was dark and i died. fortunately, i died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : what a pity for u....

2nd ghost : how about u? how u died?

1st ghost : i died of heart attacked.

2nd ghost : i see, how u had a heart attacked?

1st ghost : actually i found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. one day when i came back from work, i saw a pair of male shoes outside of my house. Then i realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. when i rush into the bedroom, my wife was alone. i must find where that ******* is hiding. so i search the toilet, i ran to downstairs, look in the storeroom, but the ******* was not found. so, i ran upstairs and search the wardrobe, but i found nothing. because i was too tired of running, i got heart attacked and died.

2nd ghost : why not u look for the ******* in the fridge? if you did, both of us were alive now!


 

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