Husband and wife at sofa last night:

Husband: Honey, you remind me of an onion.

Wife: Because I have so many layers to my personality?

Husband: No...

Wife: Oh, OK, something stupid like you'll cry when you slice me up?

Husband: No...

Wife: OK, OK, you'd prefer it if I was battered?

Me: No...

Wife: You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be overpowering?...

Husband: No...

Wife: Oh, alright, why then?

Husband: You smell of onion.