1. A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
neighbour, a Singh, came out of the house and went
straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside,
slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking
nervous, went
to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut
again.

Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was
getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came
again,looking very heated up. He marched to the
mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder
than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked
him,"Is something wrong?"

To which the ferocious Singh replied, "There certainly
is! My stupid
computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:10 pm2. One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
. A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh
answered, "No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to
him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was
a lot more
educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid,
idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:11 pm3. A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were
in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T"
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow
answer, even
though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you
get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:11 pm4. Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are
hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are
watching the Star World channel'. How does he know
that?"

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:11 pmHaving lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees
and started
thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it
that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have
been missing
too."

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:12 pmSardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt,
pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator,
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he
says, " it says
here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' .."

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:12 pmTwo Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them
was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you
crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood
test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood
test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first
one was
astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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Added on October 25, 2007, 2:13 pmA Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to
wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh,
what are you doing?"

To this the man replies,"Oye, see the board here, "
Wash Basin "."




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This post has been edited by jenniferyoke: Oct 25 2007, 02:14 PM