What Happens When You Fall In Love With
A chef? (You get buttered up.) He'll rise to the occasion
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) He'll drive you wild and make sudden U-turns on Route 69
A gambler? (He cheats on you.) He won't wear a condom and hopes to withdraw in time
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) He'll push all the right buttons
A trashman? (He dumps you.) He'll think your "down there" smells like roses every time
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) He'll time his shots
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) Ever heard of the "croissant position"?
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.) He'll size you up
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.) And take you up to dizzying heights
An artist? (He gives you the brush.) You'll be his "Moaner Lisa"
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.) He'll count your pulse after sex
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