i'll contribute one too~~!!

2 men were lost in the desert with no food or water. they come across a house which was inhabited by an old ugly witch. first guy offered to go and ask for help and 2nd guy should wait outside beside the window and if anything goes wrong should just run away.

1st guy knocked on the door and the witch took him in. when he was in there he asked for some water and directions to get out of the desert. the ugly witch said," if you have sex with me then i'll give you water and directions to get out of here."

the guy hesitate for a moment but he saw that there's a basket full of corn on the table and an idea hit him. he told the witch," i would have sex with you but you must close your eyes in the whole process." the witch had agreed and closed her eyes. the guy took a corn from the basket and f*** the witch and just before she open her eyes, the guy throws the corn out of the window.

the witch was very satisfy with him and gave him water and directions to leave the desert. the guy then went out to search for his friend. when the 2nd guy saw him, he said." man, i just had the most tasty buttered corn in my entire life that was thrown out of this window!"