First Time
Dave pulled the car over by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.

“It was right down there by that tree. I remember it clearly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.

“That sounds wonderful,” said Jed. “Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love?”

“Baaaaa…”