Someone May See Us
A young man takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together late into the night. When they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Honey, how about giving me a blowjob?"

"What! Are you insane?" she says in a whisper.

"Don't worry, it'll be quick," he replies.

"No!" she insists. "Someone may see us."

"At this time of night, no one will see us. Come on, just a small blowjob. I know you'll like it," he pleads.

"No! I said NO!" she snaps.

"Awww, baby, don't be like that," he says.

Suddenly, her younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She glares at them and says, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself, but for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"