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bigbangformula
post May 12 2010, 06:10 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 11 2010, 08:15 PM)
Making Cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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LMAO,HAHA biggrin.gif

Was the flavor vanilla? tongue.gif
bigbangformula
post Oct 27 2010, 01:18 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 27 2010, 11:49 AM)
Jimmy texted to his hateful boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"

He answered, "I don't know."

Jimmy replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
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So meaning he's gonna cum in the boss's daughter? brows.gif

 

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