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post Mar 1 2007, 02:08 PM

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QUOTE(karmakid @ Mar 1 2007, 01:53 PM)
dont get this one "In conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, it is impossible for me to continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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That means with only one chair the secretary had to sit on his lap.
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post Mar 17 2007, 10:11 PM

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Each hair yanked from his butt = 1 point. Get it?
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post Mar 30 2007, 08:48 PM

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You oughta include this brilliant joke oucheev posted last year biggrin.gif

http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=284912


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post Apr 2 2007, 12:43 PM

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LOL good one...
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post May 17 2007, 02:30 PM

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tranny = transsexual
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post Oct 3 2007, 04:17 PM

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QUOTE(-br0k3n- @ Oct 3 2007, 03:49 PM)
Hah? cant get it?
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It means he would have to explain the joke to the blondes because they wouldn't be able to understand the first time.

Hmmm.... hopefully I'll only have to explain this once LOL
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post Dec 13 2007, 10:02 PM

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QUOTE(kenny B @ Dec 13 2007, 10:01 PM)
1st time i dont get a joke here. why $800? does that mean she is such a slow blower or that she just did it on him for only twice in a year?
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Well, obviously.
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post Dec 13 2007, 11:23 PM

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Brown pants to conceal his shit.
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post Dec 14 2007, 06:18 PM

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QUOTE(aprisis @ Dec 14 2007, 01:00 AM)
not related..
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What's your point?
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post Feb 8 2009, 10:56 PM

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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Feb 8 2009, 10:43 PM)
i don't get this......
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Normally opening the door for the lady = chivalry
but opening the door for the lady while driving at 65mph = ??
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post Oct 20 2010, 09:45 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 20 2010, 06:55 PM)
Breaking news -

Wayne Rooney has ruled out a move to Juventus after he found out that the "The Old Lady" is just a nickname
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LMAO

He'll find many old men instead.
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post Oct 28 2010, 11:02 PM

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It means his lil brother is perfectly healthy. His wife is the problem.

 

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