lol!! I had to quote this, very much like myself and very original of you! Thanks ^^
PS: i just corrected a little grammar error ^^

Been reading since page one for the whole week, extremely good stuff! Don't mind if i archive all these in my blog do you?

This post has been edited by Ryuuga: Dec 12 2008, 01:36 PM

Well, after a LONG read and following this thread for a long time, i've finally decided to contribute ^^
Hope some of these aren't reposta hehe enjoy ^^



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your
TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to
come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally."



WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.........."HEBREWS"



UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.



WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

This post has been edited by Ryuuga: Jan 18 2009, 11:50 PM

eww joke is pretty sick lolol
guess some people love their hobby more than their wives xD

lol good stuff as always alilmisfit!!
Happy chinese new year to you and everyone else here too ^^

loved it!! i lol-ed hard hahahaha

ROFLMAO!!! WTF!! hahahaha

shes flat? lol

heh i agree with karmakid
btw, myky44's dp tells its own story... i lol-ed