the kindy teacher, trying to stimulate their young minds, asked the kids which part of their bodies went to heaven first. lil johnny's hand came up like a lightning bolt. the teach was nervous, and so waited for the others to volunteer.

mandy raised her hand: "it is the head."
teach: "that's a good thought. and why is it the head goes to heaven first?"
mandy: "becoz we must always be mindful of people around us."
teach: "very good! anyone else?"
jack volunteered next: "it is the heart, miss."
teach: "and why is it the heart, that goes to heaven first?"
jack: "becoz god teaches us to love."
teach: "excellent, excellent!"

now lil johnny was waving both his hands, and nobody else had any ideas. so she selected lil johnny with a feeling of great apprehension. and so lil johnny goes: "miss, i think it's the legs."

the teach was flooded with relief, but was also curious. "why do u think it's the legs, lil johnny?"

lil johnny: "becoz last sunday i walked into my parents' room, they were in a tangled mess on the bed, but mom's legs were sticking straight in the air, and i heard her say, 'oh god, i'm coming'."