Men & Their Families
An Englishman, American, and Arabian were in a bar talking about their families. The Englishman said, "I have ten kids at home and if I had another one I would have a soccer team!" "Well," said the American guy, "I have fifteen kids at home and if I had another one I would have a football team!" "Well," said the Arabic guy, "I have seventeen wives at home and if I had another one I would have a golf course."