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kenny B
post Mar 11 2008, 11:57 AM

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lol. lol. mini and xl
kenny B
post Mar 15 2008, 12:49 PM

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dont know if its a repost, and the source is lost to me.

How to Describe Your Breasts in a Chat Room

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo a cups

{ O }{ O } d cups

(oYo) wonder bra breasts

( ^^)( ^^) cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

< o>< o> electric shock breasts

|o||o| android breasts

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts
kenny B
post Mar 28 2008, 10:51 PM

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OMFG I'LL TRY THIS INSTANT FOR EVERYDAY! 20' HERE I COME!
kenny B
post Apr 17 2008, 12:08 PM

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seems like the pun is lost for some biggrin.gif
kenny B
post Apr 18 2008, 02:22 PM

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lol biggrin.gif if for me id go F.F
kenny B
post Apr 25 2008, 03:57 PM

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hmmm posted by junnie somewhere in the thread. but still biggrin.gif
kenny B
post Apr 27 2008, 05:51 PM

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loled at the measuring monkey biggrin.gif
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post May 27 2008, 11:12 AM

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quality > quantity!!!!!
kenny B
post Jul 15 2008, 02:51 PM

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Frank was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. He felt sore for two weeks.
Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.
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The polar bear said:- "Admit it, Frank. You don't come here for the hunting did you?"

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kenny B
post Feb 28 2009, 12:25 AM

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that one, i think, is the 3rd time posted here
kenny B
post Mar 17 2009, 05:16 PM

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for some, itd be to try their luck though biggrin.gif
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post Mar 18 2009, 11:50 PM

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QUOTE(ayiesz @ Mar 17 2009, 06:02 PM)
peeing - hand holds d*** - kaboom - hand flew with d***.

d*** > 100 bucks

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that pretty obvious. are there any interpretation for that to be a funny joke?
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post May 1 2009, 12:44 AM

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QUOTE(bomberkenny @ Apr 29 2009, 06:32 PM)
i wonder who's the blonde now.
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kenny B
post May 11 2009, 02:51 PM

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damn. im gonna try this.
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post Jun 16 2009, 04:27 PM

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QUOTE(hizperion @ Jun 16 2009, 03:59 PM)
i don't understand sad.gif
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i dont get the point either. but i sure did laugh
kenny B
post Aug 4 2009, 11:46 PM

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two gay makes one straight
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post Jan 13 2010, 12:41 AM

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shushie. it is!

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kenny B
post Jan 21 2010, 03:27 PM

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a variation of something you posted yourself O lil misfit tongue.gif
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post Feb 3 2010, 08:52 PM

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OMG, R rated lol
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post Apr 13 2010, 10:32 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 13 2010, 09:28 PM)
Great Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
Great Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.
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