lol.. reminds me of a speech given by a teacher in 2ndary school...
she was encouraging students to participate in a competition tat needs to do presentation...

she told us "dulu XXX juga sangat malu untuk menyertai pertandingan ini tapi saya asyik push dia, push dia dan tarik dia keluar dari kemaluan dia.... eh salah perkataan..."

this is true story and u can imagine the students' reactions...