Another FD puzzle entertainment story - those not interested please skip. Those interested use your calendars to understand, otherwise lost.
Meeting at Best Deal Business.
Boss Kiasu, "Now we move on to our contingency plan for September 2016. We have no estimate/best guess what the best FD promo will be, so we will use 12 months first and adjust later if anything better shows up. As I understand from our financial trainer Deal Hunter, the smart money focusses somewhere on the 2nd week to somewhere 1 week before the end of the month for practical financial reason, unless there is a need to do earlier for fear of missing the boat as in our plan for 1 July."
The finance guy flips the calendar to September 2016 and projects it. Then he projects the September 2017 from the computer next to it. He says, "Hari Raya Haji expected on Monday 12 and Tuesday 13 and Malaysia Day fixed on Friday 16."
Boss Kiasu turns to his financial controller and says, "You went with me to the "Use Kiasu Kungfu - Get Rich Faster Case Studies Workshop". How are we supposed to deal with this case for 12 months?"
The financial controller replies,
"1) Ordinary days Monday to Thursday - no extra gain - no kiasu points.
2) Normal Friday - gain 2 kiasu days.'
3) Extra Holidays - that is what we are here to work out.
4) Human Factor - make your own luck according to our and others circumstances and behaviour.
So only Friday 9 and Thursday 15 to consider."
"Well summarised", beamed Boss Kiasu. "I concur, now which one?"
The finance guy continues, "Effective Friday 9, mature Monday 11 September 2017, 367 interest paying days.
Effective Thursday 15, mature Friday 15 September 2017, 365 interest paying days.
Obviously Friday 9 is the choice."
"OK, that dealt with point 3, now what about the Human Factor?" asked the boss.
The business manager (grad in Business and Marketing Psychology) replies, "We have to make early booking and show up early on Friday to avoid any missing staff. If there is some slacking in the bank, check clearing may be delayed max up to Monday 19 - lucky for us if the Effective Date is confirmed beforehand as Friday 9."
"OK we arrange our collection and placement for Friday 9," confirms Boss Kiasu.
"Boss, which check we use this time?" ask the finance guy.
"The one giving the highest interest while waiting for our luck to happen," fumes Boss Kiasu remembering the previous mistakes.
"No bank cheque this time. Use the Maybank PMA cheque. Sweep from the holdings in eGIA-i into the PMA account at the right time to maximise interest. Can do from home during holiday," the financial controller explains.
"Okay, that's it. October plan next."
you sound like 1 guy who like to tell stories last time.