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TSuglyduckling422
post Apr 15 2016, 02:02 PM, updated 8y ago

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Husband is walking behind his wife and he say's,

"Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine"

The wife keeps quiet and keeps on walking.

Bedtime comes around and the husband starts to get amorous.

Wife says "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load"

"You'll better do it by hand"
kuntilanak
post Apr 15 2016, 02:04 PM

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MsYoppyStar
post Apr 17 2016, 02:42 AM

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Small load?
rajkenneth
post Apr 19 2016, 10:52 AM

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post Apr 19 2016, 10:53 AM

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QUOTE(rajkenneth @ Apr 19 2016, 10:52 AM)
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2fashioneyewear
post Apr 20 2016, 07:43 AM

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Lol small road?why washing machine need to wash small road??
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post Apr 20 2016, 10:20 AM

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QUOTE(2fashioneyewear @ Apr 20 2016, 07:43 AM)
Lol small road?why washing machine need to wash small road??
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post Apr 20 2016, 10:29 AM

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QUOTE(2fashioneyewear @ Apr 20 2016, 07:43 AM)
Lol small road?why washing machine need to wash small road??
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this comment also funny hahahaha....

allo bro mana la ada road... load bro
TSuglyduckling422
post Apr 20 2016, 04:44 PM

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QUOTE(2fashioneyewear @ Apr 20 2016, 07:43 AM)
Lol small road?why washing machine need to wash small road??
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doh.gif i tot i typo ..small load not road...
alxlimcg
post Apr 20 2016, 04:48 PM

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small rod kut...
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post Apr 20 2016, 04:53 PM

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ryukeong
post May 3 2016, 06:24 PM

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pandazoro22
post May 11 2016, 12:19 PM

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QUOTE(alxlimcg @ Apr 20 2016, 04:48 PM)
small rod kut...
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maybe premature ejaclator pulak

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post May 17 2016, 04:23 PM

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post May 19 2016, 09:32 AM

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Haha. Thanks, you made my day.
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post May 20 2016, 05:36 PM

when u think juicy, think liana
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post May 22 2016, 06:46 PM

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post Jun 9 2016, 09:17 PM

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roasted. lol

 

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