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SUSrolling2014
post Dec 24 2015, 06:41 PM, updated 10y ago

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Selima (Jessica Alba) becomes his "sleeping dictionary", who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:43 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:43 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:46 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:47 PM

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fuhhhhhh..damn selowwww
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post Dec 24 2015, 06:48 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:49 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:51 PM

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really got any indigenous sarawakian that looks like that meh?
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post Dec 24 2015, 06:54 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 06:54 PM

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if this movie were made today sure shitstorm among the SJW, like when Rooney Mara played Tiger Lily.
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post Dec 24 2015, 06:55 PM

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that was a double FFS
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post Dec 24 2015, 06:56 PM

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QUOTE(and85rew @ Dec 24 2015, 06:55 PM)
that was a double FFS
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post Dec 24 2015, 06:59 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 07:00 PM

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QUOTE(Claire Farron @ Dec 24 2015, 06:51 PM)
really got any indigenous sarawakian that looks like that meh?
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post Dec 24 2015, 07:01 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 07:02 PM

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dia punya selow mmg lejen... tabik kapten selow
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post Dec 24 2015, 07:40 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 07:43 PM

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All the more Sarawak should have its own identity
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post Dec 24 2015, 07:50 PM

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QUOTE(rolling2014 @ Dec 24 2015, 06:41 PM)
Selima (Jessica Alba) becomes his "sleeping dictionary", who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.

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jessica alba got orang asli genes you didn't know? her grandparents from sarawak. that's why look very much like the malay. got black tits also.
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post Dec 24 2015, 07:55 PM

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Romen je keje kau ni Jessica
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post Dec 24 2015, 07:58 PM

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post Dec 24 2015, 08:03 PM

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post Dec 25 2015, 01:09 PM

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Can simulate that by eating/sucking on raisins! Thanks for that! rclxms.gif hmm.gif icon_idea.gif

QUOTE(tiap @ Dec 24 2015, 07:50 PM)
jessica alba got orang asli genes you didn't know? her grandparents from sarawak. that's why look very much like the malay. got black tits also.
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post Dec 25 2015, 01:18 PM

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QUOTE(Claire Farron @ Dec 24 2015, 06:51 PM)
really got any indigenous sarawakian that looks like that meh?
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No Sarawakian girls look like that .. They are all fat and ugly !! so please don't come to Sarawak and stick with West Malaya bohsi...errmmm i mean girls. Leave Sarawakian girls alone.

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