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TSedoras81
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Dec 8 2006, 11:33 AM, updated 20y ago
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I saw this topic on other forums...so i thought why dont we give it a malaysian flavour...i'll start.
Marcus : I have the code..
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Marcus : You complete me dom....
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Locust : Hossstillesssssss! Marcus : Alamak!
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Marcus : I have a dream of human and locust......(excerpt from Martin Luther King's speech)
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Cole : Nothing can stop the train baby! Marcus : A bullet can dumbass.
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judge-the
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Dec 8 2006, 11:39 AM
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Marcus: teh tarik satu roti kosong banjir Loucst: maggi goreng telur mata masak
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stringfellow
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Dec 8 2006, 11:43 AM
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Marcus: Sigh, Locust....."Macam macam ada!" <------in the tonation of the Astro happy old uncle.
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-= Virgil =-
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Dec 8 2006, 11:45 AM
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Carmen: You see it just get jammed all the time!
*BANG
Marcus: Oh no! The locust killed Carmen. (South Park style)
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zio
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Dec 8 2006, 11:51 AM
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Sony Playstation 3 rocks
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PrivateJohn
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Dec 8 2006, 12:28 PM
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ODST m cry.
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QUOTE(judge-the @ Dec 8 2006, 11:39 AM) Marcus: teh tarik satu roti kosong banjir Loucst: maggi goreng telur mata masak That makes me hungry. Dang. Marcus : Press d-pad for real-time weapon change and chainsaw the locust for maximum damage.
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calvin
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Dec 8 2006, 12:44 PM
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Marcus: Saya menang motor ~
wonder where did that video go...a vid of some pak cik wining a contest
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Maniac
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Dec 8 2006, 12:50 PM
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That Tech Guy Who Use Nikon For Video
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Marcus: crap! stop pressing the wrong button and make me look like an idiot!
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shumaky
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Dec 8 2006, 01:28 PM
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Marcus : What the feck..
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terranova
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Dec 8 2006, 01:48 PM
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Marcus : Dom ... see that car what number ... must buy 4D. ___________________________________________________
Marcus : Awww ..... Viva Pinata is so cutesy wutesy. ___________________________________________________
Marcus : This terra always keep me next to the DOAX2 girls ... beh tahan liao. ___________________________________________________
Marcus : Dom, tonite going to DjiNn's place or not?
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munky
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Dec 8 2006, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(calvin @ Dec 8 2006, 12:44 PM) Marcus: Saya menang motor ~ wonder where did that video go...a vid of some pak cik wining a contest Wahahaha that thing is so funny and stupid. Power root contest
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infe_red555
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Dec 8 2006, 03:18 PM
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Marcus : Everyone .... is so peacefull without dante ... *pst* dont tell anyone k ... giggle.
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kurtkob78
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Dec 8 2006, 05:01 PM
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wahahaha "saya menang motor", (sinyu's voice in Doraemon) who got the clip of that ad ?
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un9ku
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Dec 8 2006, 05:09 PM
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Marcus: This man thong is giving me the nut-ache! Dom: Tell me bout it... Locusts: Au naturel babeh!!
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Rishy
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Dec 8 2006, 05:59 PM
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Marcus to Dom : I like your pistol...
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stringfellow
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Dec 8 2006, 06:04 PM
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Since Marcus already weating the bandanna...... Marcus: What the..... .what flight did we took? Where's my flower shirt and bermuda shorts?I booked for the Bahamas, not Locust-ridden Sera!
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judge-the
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Dec 8 2006, 06:47 PM
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marcus: cemerlang gemilang... terbilang...!
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un9ku
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Dec 8 2006, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE(judge-the @ Dec 8 2006, 06:47 PM) marcus: cemerlang gemilang... terbilang...! marcus: alamak spender hilang!
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scpt
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Dec 8 2006, 07:30 PM
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marcus: screw the Gears! i'm signing up for the Spartan programme
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silencer
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Dec 8 2006, 09:16 PM
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Excerpt from Gears of War trailer....when two kids n frens lying on the grounds when locust is eating his favourite biscuit (Like the Halo 3 trailer)
Marcus: Mintak Sikit Locust: Sikit saja tau
End up with Marcus chainsaw the Locust Then: U know the rest..it leads to war between the human n locust....
This post has been edited by silencer: Dec 8 2006, 09:20 PM
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tailgunner
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Dec 8 2006, 09:36 PM
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Marcus: Dom...do u know there's a new game release for xbox360. Dom: no... i dont know....what the game called? Marcus: Sneak King.... some gamers said that this game is beating Gears. Dom: no way man... Marcus: wanna Chainsaw them? Dom: i'm on!!
chainsaw: breammm!!
Sneak King fanboys: WTF Marcus!!! ahHH~~ ouuUUahh... ahHHH~~.....
This post has been edited by tailgunner: Dec 8 2006, 09:38 PM
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Hamster X
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Dec 8 2006, 09:48 PM
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In the Moment of True Peace Locust: Hey Marcus look what I found! Marcus: ¿Qué? Locust: A copy of Halo 3! Marcus: OH TEH NOES! IF HALO 3 IS RELEASED GOW WILL DIE! Marcus: I shall not let the fictional story of Gears of War die. *takes out chainsaw* It gets Bad Raam: OMG YOU KILLED A LOCUST! IMMA SNIPE YA FRIEND! Carmine Senior: Hello! *BOOM! Headshot!* *PANIC* Marcus: OH TEH NOES YOU KILLED CARMINE! IMMA KICK YA MULTIPLAYER ASS SINCE IT'S SO DAMN SMALL!
And begin the KoW Kids of War
Marcus was young at that time, and so he formed Kids of War.
But later he got imprisoned cause he thought Rojas sucked and kicked his ass into an emergence hole.
14 years later Dom, with his friend Carmine Junior who was voted "Most Likely to get Shot" in the academy of GoW came to rescue Marcus, but Carmine maintained his idiotism from Senior and got pwned by Big Raam.
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paanjang16
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Dec 8 2006, 10:13 PM
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Marcus: Real men fight with big armor, big guns and no helmet. Rechargable shields are for sissies.
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Hamster X
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Dec 8 2006, 10:14 PM
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Oh I got another one:
Marcus: Steroids FTW!
and...
Marcus: Aiyo Locust ke tepi la ke tepi! *revs up chainsaw*
or...
Marcus: Aiyo so boring wan... I want grenade shield la yo. Dom: Man Epic Games sucks... Marcus: Why does Carmine have a cool helmet and we don't? Dom: That's why he died! They couldn't bother to make a face for him so Epic games just made him die. Marcus: OOO!
maybe... Marcus: Apa kabar Locust fren! Locust: I like pie. Marcus: Gimme some wan! Locust: But I like pie... Marcus: AIYO SO BAD WAN! *chainsaws*
Raam: OMG YOU KILLED HIM! Marcus: I want pie... Raam: GRR! *kills for pie*
also... Marcus: Internet Sera teruk sekali! Keep getting chainsaw wan! Locust @ Streamyx: Hello! ONLY 75 RINGGIT MA! FOR WILLY FAST KONNECSEN! Marcus: *chainsaws*
And so starts the war between Streamyx and the smart. We have the support of Time for the Hammer of Dawn!
This post has been edited by Hamster X: Dec 8 2006, 10:39 PM
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silencer
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Dec 8 2006, 10:15 PM
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Marcus: Saya tidak akan berubah. Petronas Primax membuatkan chainsaw saya berjalan dgn lebih lancar
This post has been edited by silencer: Dec 8 2006, 10:16 PM
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 8 2006, 10:23 PM
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Dom: How the f*** do we get out of here??
Marcus: SMS ON KELUAR dan hantarkan ke 32777 untuk mendapatkan jalan keluar yang terdekat. (in the same tone all those 'ON' adverts have)
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double_agent
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Dec 8 2006, 10:46 PM
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Marcus:does this armor make me look fat?
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necromanser
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Dec 9 2006, 06:50 PM
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Getting Started

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QUOTE(judge-the @ Dec 8 2006, 06:47 PM) marcus: cemerlang gemilang... terbilang...! Marcus: Cemerlang, Gemilang, terbilang... Dom: Mana ada... Cemerlang, Gemilang,, TEMBERANG!!!! This post has been edited by necromanser: Dec 9 2006, 06:55 PM
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chinsc
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Dec 9 2006, 09:06 PM
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marcus: wah lao eh!!!
marcus: i want to chainsaw tmnuts!!!
This post has been edited by chinsc: Dec 9 2006, 09:07 PM
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Syuji
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Dec 9 2006, 10:08 PM
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marcus : omg my xbox360 just got 3 rod locust :omg...no more gears of war...lets go chaisaw microsoft
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 10 2006, 05:56 PM
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Marcus: I love PS3.
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stringfellow
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Dec 10 2006, 05:59 PM
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*Marcus revs his chainsaw while preparing to saw something over the kitchen counter*Ngeeeeennnngggg! Meat splatters all over! *Still in his kitchen apron, he calls: Dom, Baird, Cole.....your breakfast thinly sliced meatloaf sandwiches are ready, come and get it!
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munky
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Dec 10 2006, 06:06 PM
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Marcus : alamak siot habis bullet
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 10 2006, 06:06 PM
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Marcus: Ken Kutaragi is a brilliant guy.
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Hamster X
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Dec 10 2006, 06:08 PM
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Dom: Wii Sports needs to include a chainsaw game... Marcus: OMG YOU BUY WII! *chainsaws*
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 10 2006, 06:10 PM
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Marcus: I believe everything Kaz Hirai says. yea u should at least have the slightest hint of MS fanboyism in me..
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Hamster X
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Dec 10 2006, 06:11 PM
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Marcus: Kim is KOREAN?!
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 10 2006, 06:13 PM
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Marcus: Dom, Kim. You flank right. I'll go home.
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Hitman190
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Dec 10 2006, 08:17 PM
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Locust tags Marcus with a grenade and runs off..
Dom: Marcus there's something on your back!! Marcus: Is it a spider?
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scpt
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Dec 10 2006, 08:22 PM
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Dom: Arsenal v Chelsea. who will win? Marcus: both of them suck but Arsenal will win coz they want MU to win the league!
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munky
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Dec 10 2006, 08:24 PM
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wahahaha nice
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PrivateJohn
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Dec 10 2006, 08:24 PM
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ODST m cry.
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Marcus : This sure as hell is a spammer club thread. PrivateJohn : hell ya...
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Dom : Who the fuck is Private John?
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munky
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Dec 10 2006, 08:26 PM
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Marcus : My gh3y partner. Sorry dom, ur just not good enough
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Hamster X
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Dec 10 2006, 08:59 PM
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Marcus: Wake up Santiago...
Oh wait he said that LOL
Marcus: Carmine get over here! Carmine: No you'll jam my gun Marcus: That's the point dumbass.
This post has been edited by Hamster X: Dec 10 2006, 09:21 PM
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 10 2006, 09:18 PM
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Marcus: Control, I can't move! I repeat I can't MOVE!! Ask the player to recharge the pad's battery!!
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*Dom walking in on Marcus having a discussion with Kim*
Marcus:...and hey whaddya know? Bree Van Der Kamp pwned the last episode of season 3!
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stringfellow
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Dec 10 2006, 10:19 PM
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Marcus: Who the hell is lagging my gunshots! I get Locusts tripping around in and out of my field of vision!
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hikaru_x
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Dec 11 2006, 10:27 AM
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Marcus: There are Cylons among us on Live... Dom: Yeah, something doesn't feel right, I think I might be a Cylon...
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stardust
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Dec 11 2006, 10:58 AM
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marcus : fxxx #$%&&^%#^&*^*#^&* , who stepped on my head just now .
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silencer
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Dec 11 2006, 12:47 PM
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marcus: Oh God..please don't let Silen5er choose my character again...got p0wned really bad already...
This post has been edited by silencer: Dec 11 2006, 01:20 PM
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stringfellow
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Dec 11 2006, 01:41 PM
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Cole: Whoa.....Lookit all the JUICE! Baird: Hey Marcus, how much you think all that worth? Marcus in kitchen apron: I dont think i can count that high.........wait, what JUICE are we talking about here? Okay, who messes up the refridgerator?
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scpt
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Dec 12 2006, 12:50 AM
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mav3tan: time to stop GOW coz exam is coming marcus: u better play some GOW & have some fun else i'll chainsaw u! mav3tan: *can't resist temptation* ok. some fun is better than studying!  dom: there goes ur cgpa...
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paanjang16
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Dec 12 2006, 08:58 PM
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Marcus: Better infiltrade Bungie to take out the chief otherwise he will take our No.1 Xbox Live spot!!!!
Marcus: You think you're so strong chief? I can carry TWO big guns on my back!
Marcus: Bila Epic mau releas GoW for the PS3? I mau tengok if Sera look any different or not.... DOM: .. and I hope got more chicks there and less locust too!
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silencer
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Dec 12 2006, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE(scpt @ Dec 12 2006, 12:50 AM) mav3tan: time to stop GOW coz exam is coming marcus: u better play some GOW & have some fun else i'll chainsaw u! mav3tan: *can't resist temptation* ok. some fun is better than studying!  dom: there goes ur cgpa... marcus: can i rephrase my words again...u've better go study now..and let Syujisi play GoW instead....
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singleguy
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Dec 13 2006, 11:31 AM
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Baird: Hey Marcus, can use lastik or not? Marcus : Kanasai, my gun jammed again.
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 13 2006, 09:30 PM
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Marcus: Dude, did u hear about Britney dumpin' K-Fed? Dom: Yeah, why? Marcus: Oooh I'd want to stuff her emergence hole alright.
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ah_chak
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Dec 14 2006, 10:57 AM
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Marcus and Dom goes to Mahathir's house.
Marcus : This is da sh!t bro! 3 storey house yo! Where did you get that kinda money from since those Government servants are quite lowly paid?
Mahathir : Haha. Thanks for the compliment. You're wondering where i got those money from? You see KLCC?
Marcus : Uhh.. Yea..
Mahathir : 20% of that budget goes into my pocket!
Dom : Grr.. *Chainsaw*
The next day..
Marcus and Dom goes to Sammi Vellu's house..
Marcus : W00t~! 4 storey house! That's even better than Mahathir's!
Sammi Vellu : Yes.
Dom : I wonder where you get that kinda money.
Sammi Vellu : Owh, this is very easy. Do you see a bridge there?
Marcus & Dom : Err.. I don't see no bridge.
Sammi Vellu : 100% of that budget goes into my pocket!
Marcus & Dom : Grr.. *CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!* NGREEEENNGGGGG!!!!!!!
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silencer
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Dec 14 2006, 11:58 AM
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Marcus: Dom...u r really suck in multiplayer match... Dom: Don't blame me man...I was lagging just now.. Marcus: Really!!!!
Then Marcus change the hosting option for Friendly Firefrom OFF to ON... and straig away chainsaw Dom...Ngeng Ngeng
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lexasp
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Dec 14 2006, 12:26 PM
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Marcus: Merry Chirstmas.
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stevenlys
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Dec 14 2006, 04:16 PM
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Marcus: Dom...can i pay you 2m RM for your bud? Dom: err.........sure.
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PrivateJohn
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Dec 14 2006, 05:33 PM
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ODST m cry.
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Marcus : 你们可以不要spam吗? Dom : 아니다 haha..i like ahchak one.  Hope it's not 'too sensitive' though.
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Hamster X
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Dec 15 2006, 07:08 PM
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Marcus: OMG! Dom: What?! Marcus: Ubisoft enabled you to create your face and use it as multiplayer! Dom: *gasp* We must ask for Epic Games making faces! Marcus: *revs up chainsaw*
And so it goes.
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 16 2006, 08:14 AM
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Dom: Ah crap! Locusts are everywhere!! I'm gonna get my chainsaw and kill those S.O.Bs NOWW!!!
Marcus: Sabar itu separuh daripada iman Dom.
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mistaman
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Dec 16 2006, 08:37 AM
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The Colonel: You know marcus, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... Marcsu: I love to smell the shotgun going medieval on yo a*ss...
(guess which movies.. both lines come from)
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scpt
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Dec 16 2006, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE(mistaman @ Dec 16 2006, 08:37 AM) The Colonel: You know marcus, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... Marcsu: I love to smell the shotgun going medieval on yo a*ss... (guess which movies.. both lines come from) very familiar but can't remember the name
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Sd-RawK-Cab25
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Dec 16 2006, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE(mistaman @ Dec 16 2006, 08:37 AM) The Colonel: You know marcus, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... Marcsu: I love to smell the shotgun going medieval on yo a*ss... (guess which movies.. both lines come from) I love the smell of napalm -> apocalypse now. not sure if the second one comes from the same movie or not.
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Kusa
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Dec 16 2006, 04:31 PM
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Marcus: I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass so high you can smell your shit that's stuck on my toenails!
Marcus: Saya agent Streamyx..
This post has been edited by Kusa: Dec 16 2006, 04:33 PM
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mistaman
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Dec 18 2006, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(Sd-RawK-Cab25 @ Dec 16 2006, 01:37 PM) I love the smell of napalm -> apocalypse now. not sure if the second one comes from the same movie or not. 2nd one - Marcelus Wallace - Pulp Ficition. Wants to get medieval on someone's ashs.
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ImSIEBEL
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Dec 18 2006, 12:49 PM
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ImSIEBEL4TOdaY : syujisy...Why u got 3ROD...so bored lar no play GoW with u... Unkool Streamyx Connection also down..Me everyday play with Jaylike only.....
MARCUS : ?????.....I thought this is my Thread....?
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Kyoyagami
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Sep 7 2011, 04:42 PM
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Hey its the season already!  Marcus: I wonder how good is Uncharted 3. Dom chainsaws Marcus.
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dark lenanza
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Sep 7 2011, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(stringfellow @ Dec 11 2006, 01:41 PM) Cole: Whoa.....Lookit all the JUICE! Baird: Hey Marcus, how much you think all that worth? Marcus in kitchen apron: I dont think i can count that high.........wait, what JUICE are we talking about here? Okay, who messes up the refridgerator? Hahahaha this 1 is very funny cant stop myselffrom quoting this... Hahahahahha This post has been edited by dark lenanza: Sep 7 2011, 10:38 PM
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qudeenz360
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Sep 7 2011, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE(judge-the @ Dec 8 2006, 11:39 AM) Marcus: teh tarik satu roti kosong banjir Loucst: maggi goreng telur mata masak Marcus: selamat hari raya... jemputlah datang umah Locust : ada duit raya tak? Marcus: nak duit raya pergi umah rezalid..  Locust : tak nak aku..nanti kena headshot dengan produk rezalid
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samsk
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Sep 7 2011, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(edoras81 @ Dec 8 2006, 12:33 PM) I saw this topic on other forums...so i thought why dont we give it a malaysian flavour...i'll start. Marcus : I have the code.. -------------------------------- Marcus : You complete me dom.... -------------------------------- Locust : Hossstillesssssss! Marcus : Alamak! --------------------- Marcus : I have a dream of human and locust......(excerpt from Martin Luther King's speech) ----------------------- Cole : Nothing can stop the train baby! Marcus : A bullet can dumbass. Marcus : I think i pee in my pants when locust attack.
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y3ivan
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Sep 8 2011, 11:32 AM
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Marcus : your mom is a classy lady
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Kyoyagami
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Sep 8 2011, 03:44 PM
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KyoYagami-myed
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Marcus: We need to go deeper!
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trifecta
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Sep 8 2011, 04:11 PM
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Marcus: Abah kau!
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samsk
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Sep 9 2011, 11:28 PM
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omg. Marcus knows multi language?
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silencer
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Sep 10 2011, 01:11 AM
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Dom: Any1 has playasia coupon... Marcus: I do..but please use my link.....
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elasticote
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Sep 10 2011, 06:54 PM
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Dom: so Marcus, Limited Edition, Epic Edition or Console Bundle?
Marcus: are u kidding me? Fifa 12 FTW!!
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ImSIEBEL
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Sep 10 2011, 07:08 PM
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Marcus : Who The Heck Revived This Old Thread ?
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HenShin D
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Sep 10 2011, 07:53 PM
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Marcus: I should get those jetpacks like dat Space Marine Dom: hail the emperor!
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FarCry3r
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Sep 12 2011, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(ImSIEBEL @ Sep 10 2011, 07:08 PM) Marcus : Who The Heck Revived This Old Thread ? Marcus: Apa pon xbley... Ape cerlop?
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qudeenz360
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Sep 12 2011, 11:29 AM
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Marcus: Huk oloh..
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