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post Dec 8 2006, 09:16 PM

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Excerpt from Gears of War trailer....when two kids n frens lying on the grounds when locust is eating his favourite biscuit (Like the Halo 3 trailer)

Marcus: Mintak Sikit
Locust: Sikit saja tau

End up with Marcus chainsaw the Locust
Then: U know the rest..it leads to war between the human n locust....

This post has been edited by silencer: Dec 8 2006, 09:20 PM
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post Dec 8 2006, 09:36 PM

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Marcus: Dom...do u know there's a new game release for xbox360.
Dom: no... i dont know....what the game called?
Marcus: Sneak King.... some gamers said that this game is beating Gears.
Dom: no way man...
Marcus: wanna Chainsaw them?
Dom: i'm on!!

chainsaw: breammm!!

Sneak King fanboys: WTF Marcus!!! ahHH~~ ouuUUahh... ahHHH~~.....

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Hamster X
post Dec 8 2006, 09:48 PM

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In the Moment of True Peace
Locust: Hey Marcus look what I found!
Marcus: ¿Qué?
Locust: A copy of Halo 3!
Marcus: OH TEH NOES! IF HALO 3 IS RELEASED GOW WILL DIE!
Marcus: I shall not let the fictional story of Gears of War die.
*takes out chainsaw*
It gets Bad
Raam: OMG YOU KILLED A LOCUST! IMMA SNIPE YA FRIEND!
Carmine Senior: Hello!
*BOOM! Headshot!*
*PANIC*
Marcus: OH TEH NOES YOU KILLED CARMINE! IMMA KICK YA MULTIPLAYER ASS SINCE IT'S SO DAMN SMALL!

And begin the KoW
Kids of War

Marcus was young at that time, and so he formed Kids of War.

But later he got imprisoned cause he thought Rojas sucked and kicked his ass into an emergence hole.

14 years later Dom, with his friend Carmine Junior who was voted "Most Likely to get Shot" in the academy of GoW came to rescue Marcus, but Carmine maintained his idiotism from Senior and got pwned by Big Raam.
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post Dec 8 2006, 10:13 PM

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Marcus: Real men fight with big armor, big guns and no helmet. Rechargable shields are for sissies.


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post Dec 8 2006, 10:14 PM

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Oh I got another one:

Marcus: Steroids FTW!

and...

Marcus: Aiyo Locust ke tepi la ke tepi!
*revs up chainsaw*

or...

Marcus: Aiyo so boring wan... I want grenade shield la yo.
Dom: Man Epic Games sucks...
Marcus: Why does Carmine have a cool helmet and we don't?
Dom: That's why he died! They couldn't bother to make a face for him so Epic games just made him die.
Marcus: OOO!

maybe...
Marcus: Apa kabar Locust fren!
Locust: I like pie.
Marcus: Gimme some wan!
Locust: But I like pie...
Marcus: AIYO SO BAD WAN! *chainsaws*

Raam: OMG YOU KILLED HIM!
Marcus: I want pie...
Raam: GRR! *kills for pie*

also...
Marcus: Internet Sera teruk sekali! Keep getting chainsaw wan!
Locust @ Streamyx: Hello! ONLY 75 RINGGIT MA! FOR WILLY FAST KONNECSEN!
Marcus: *chainsaws*

And so starts the war between Streamyx and the smart. We have the support of Time for the Hammer of Dawn!

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post Dec 8 2006, 10:15 PM

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Marcus: Saya tidak akan berubah. Petronas Primax membuatkan chainsaw saya berjalan dgn lebih lancar

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Sd-RawK-Cab25
post Dec 8 2006, 10:23 PM

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Dom: How the f*** do we get out of here??

Marcus: SMS ON KELUAR dan hantarkan ke 32777 untuk mendapatkan jalan keluar yang terdekat. (in the same tone all those 'ON' adverts have)
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post Dec 8 2006, 10:46 PM

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Marcus:does this armor make me look fat?
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post Dec 9 2006, 06:50 PM

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QUOTE(judge-the @ Dec 8 2006, 06:47 PM)
marcus: cemerlang gemilang... terbilang...!
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Marcus: Cemerlang, Gemilang, terbilang...

Dom: Mana ada... Cemerlang, Gemilang,, TEMBERANG!!!!

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post Dec 9 2006, 09:06 PM

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marcus: wah lao eh!!!

marcus: i want to chainsaw tmnuts!!!

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post Dec 9 2006, 10:08 PM

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marcus : omg my xbox360 just got 3 rod
locust :omg...no more gears of war...lets go chaisaw microsoft
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post Dec 10 2006, 05:56 PM

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Marcus: I love PS3.
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post Dec 10 2006, 05:59 PM

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*Marcus revs his chainsaw while preparing to saw something over the kitchen counter*Ngeeeeennnngggg! Meat splatters all over!

*Still in his kitchen apron, he calls: Dom, Baird, Cole.....your breakfast thinly sliced meatloaf sandwiches are ready, come and get it!

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post Dec 10 2006, 06:06 PM

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Marcus : alamak siot habis bullet
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post Dec 10 2006, 06:06 PM

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post Dec 10 2006, 06:08 PM

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Dom: Wii Sports needs to include a chainsaw game...
Marcus: OMG YOU BUY WII! *chainsaws*
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post Dec 10 2006, 06:10 PM

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Marcus: I believe everything Kaz Hirai says.














yea u should at least have the slightest hint of MS fanboyism in me.. laugh.gif
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post Dec 10 2006, 06:11 PM

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Marcus: Kim is KOREAN?!
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post Dec 10 2006, 06:13 PM

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Marcus: Dom, Kim. You flank right. I'll go home.
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post Dec 10 2006, 08:17 PM

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Locust tags Marcus with a grenade and runs off..

Dom: Marcus there's something on your back!!
Marcus: Is it a spider?

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