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SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 08:45 AM, updated 11y ago

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Many times. Ktard ask. Hey. Girl talk dirty or not. Like guys?

I usually reply "ya la. They also human what"

But yesterday kinda surprised me

Me in ofis. Including me. 3 guys. 1 girl. Me and the girl(woman la ek). Woman both married.

The other 2 guys. Still single



Some highlights in their conversation (i not so frenly with the woman. Only fren with those guys. Cuz she baru join company "

Guy 1:wei. Ko suka kok apa?

Woman: black kok aa

Macam bangla keje cleaning tu. Haha
......

Guy 2:wei.malam jumaat ni. Aku nak call ko la malam nanti. Kacau ko

Woman: ya la. Ni nak balik awal ni. Terus serang.

jangan la. Nanti aku tengah penat. Peluh peluh. Nak kena jawab phone pula

...

Guy 1: ko suka kecik ke besar?

Woman: besar la. Kasi senak. Baru Best

....

I was so flustered. Cuz its not surprising or shocking. I heard worse. But from a male fren

Im a very imaginative man. I berangan alot

And hearing a kinda good looking young wife with tudung and all saying all that. Makes my brain goes to overdrive mode

So many things go thru my mind sweat.gif

Guy 1: wei amon. Ok x? Relax la.da kawin kan? Ko dah biasa

Woman: ntah. Ko mesti selalu kan. Dah tahu rasa cmana

Me:aha.. Ha.. Ha... (slowly keluar ofis)

Now im so awkward being around her. Always avoid lol

So tldr: yes. Girl talk dirty. Like men. Some. Relish the chance. Ada orang tanya. Dia cerita semua. No hold barred

This post has been edited by amon_meiz: Oct 12 2015, 08:47 AM
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 08:48 AM

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QUOTE(ray123 @ Oct 12 2015, 08:47 AM)
They want your D.
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They? I dont like they. Why "they"? sweat.gif
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 08:51 AM

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QUOTE(puppeto4 @ Oct 12 2015, 08:50 AM)
as long it doesn't end with NTR, it's okie
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Thats my fav genre

And now my mind is lost somewhere

Damn u
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 08:54 AM

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QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 08:52 AM)
my logic cant compute this

ts main kayu tiga?
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No. My ayat was saying girl

Then i said

Change to woman la. Cuz she married kan

So woman

Same person. But i refer her to woman la. Instead girl

Dah dewasa. Kawin and all kan
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post Oct 12 2015, 08:57 AM

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QUOTE(tescogot @ Oct 12 2015, 08:54 AM)
ontongla boleh kongsi pengalaman
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I will never join them ever again

Its either just the guy

Or the woman

If they all together. Mula la nak melucah. Sebelah menggatal

Sebelah melayan

QUOTE(Ask_Yip @ Oct 12 2015, 08:54 AM)
serow

girl more notty than boy, true story
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Now i understand
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post Oct 12 2015, 08:57 AM

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QUOTE(Matrix @ Oct 12 2015, 08:55 AM)
Talk Dirty is for kids.

Real Men Do Dirty.
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Curang pulak
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 09:00 AM

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QUOTE(RO Player @ Oct 12 2015, 08:57 AM)
potential molested/rapist spotted..
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Molester. With R

Its ok. Small mistake

I get u
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 09:02 AM

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QUOTE(amon_meiz @ Oct 12 2015, 08:54 AM)
No. My ayat was saying girl

Then i said

Change to woman la. Cuz she married kan

So woman

Same person. But i refer her to woman la. Instead girl

Dah dewasa. Kawin and all kan
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QUOTE(kopitiamtard @ Oct 12 2015, 09:00 AM)
Me in ofis. Including me. 3 guys. 1 girl. Me and the girl(woman la ek). Woman both married.

The other 2 guys. Still single
ok... ts woman???????
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Itu explanation
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:03 AM

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QUOTE(RO Player @ Oct 12 2015, 09:02 AM)
correct, no typo error....molested by ur office women or u r a potential rapist
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Hnnghhh..

Mai masochist genes are excited.
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:05 AM

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QUOTE(RO Player @ Oct 12 2015, 09:05 AM)
sorry...typo error molested by ur male colleague...after listening to horny married women stories
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Owh dear lord...
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 09:13 AM

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QUOTE(hafizhans @ Oct 12 2015, 09:13 AM)
u meant to say 'woman and i both married?'
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Yeah Yeah
SUSamon_meiz
post Oct 12 2015, 09:17 AM

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QUOTE(ALIAS.JG @ Oct 12 2015, 09:14 AM)
A woman that knows the type of D she wants. Maybe she's hinting at what you have?
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No la

She talking with those 2

Maybe she want their fresh D lol
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:19 AM

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QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 09:17 AM)
girl then woman. means 1 person.

but u put both. used for 2 ppl. how?
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No. I correct myself

I put both cuz im correcting myself

Example :

"yesterday.. No no. Sory. Last 2 days,i went to... "

In that sentence. I meant last 2 days. Not yesterday
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:20 AM

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QUOTE(ALIAS.JG @ Oct 12 2015, 09:18 AM)
Talking to those 2 but ignoring you is a sign she wants you la.
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Dont u make me remember what i imagine that time sweat.gif

Someone's wife
Wear glasses

Really my type. Oh so shameful sweat.gif
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:25 AM

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QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 09:23 AM)
backspace je la.

terlajah perahu boleh diundur, terlajak type boleh je backspace.

ur office 3 guys 2 ladies. kan senang.
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Eh

1 lady la

One of the 3 guys is me

So in the convo theres 4 people
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:26 AM

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QUOTE(feekle @ Oct 12 2015, 09:24 AM)
Normal lerr..baru keluar gua?
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Nope

Just baru terdengar how guys talk dirty with girl

I dont... Do those kinda thing with my female fren or kolik lol
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:30 AM

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QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 09:27 AM)
SO MANA DATANG BOTH WIMMEN PULAK!
lol tongue.gif
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This is what i wrote

Me and the girl(woman la ek). Woman both married.

Both=me and the lady are married
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:43 AM

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QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 09:35 AM)
then u is woman!

why abuse male tag?
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I iz male la
QUOTE(dinnor @ Oct 12 2015, 09:36 AM)
jgn tersilap langkah dn perkataan bro..
kang kena sue pasal sexual harassment .
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Haha. Aku x join pun. Aku gelak. Siap keja

Cepat2 blah
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:48 AM

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QUOTE(ricstc @ Oct 12 2015, 09:42 AM)
That day i met a few malay koliks from hq office and they all told me that when they hear a tudung malay girl talk dirty they are so much uncontrollably turned on than even a cina b a r b i that wear short here low there.

even in their fantasies they main that sweet tudung girl kuat kuat

now i know the true reason why the i s l a m religion forces their malai girls to wear tudung

its for their fantasies
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Lol

Depends actually

I got a fren who ony like non tudung girls

And he is malay muslim

Its all about choice
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post Oct 12 2015, 09:49 AM

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QUOTE(leymahn @ Oct 12 2015, 09:44 AM)
she want a gangbang.
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Jangan la... sweat.gif
QUOTE(Slowpokeking @ Oct 12 2015, 09:45 AM)
Your waifu never talk dirty with you?
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Ada. But itu my wife ma

Not other people punya wife

QUOTE(call me random @ Oct 12 2015, 09:45 AM)
why adress urself as one of the woman then? unsure.gif
pffttt im outta here mad.gif
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When did i address myself as woman?

Dont leave

QUOTE(doppatroll @ Oct 12 2015, 09:47 AM)
my D got cold..... burrr
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Why? Long time no service sosej?

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