Adopt-A-Rempit

This is hilarious.

A politician has suggested to his colleagues to adopt one illegal motorbike racer each, so these Mat Rempits can lead a better life.
Now, before you guys shoot down this man's suggestion without so much as giving it a second thought, please let me go on record and say that I think this is a BRILLIANT idea. Who cares about adopting unwanted children and orphans? Those are out of fashion already. Nobody wants them anyway.
Let's all adopt illegal motorbike racers!

Who knows, if this works out well, next time those Hollywood A-listers like Madonna or Angelina Jolie wanna adopt another baby from impoverished countries, they can come to Malaysia. Heck, this can even be part of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007 campaign.
Just think about it. Which of the following would you rather adopt?

A sick, poor orphan from Cambodia?

A starving, HIV-positive orphan from Ethiopia?

Or that crazy lawless Mat Rempit from Malaysia?
Obviously, the obvious choice here is obvious. Right?
Those Hollywood celebrities would be fighting with each other to adopt our illegal motorbike racers from Malaysia! Think about all the endless entertainment value they're gonna get out of them.
Don't be surprised if the next time you flip open a tabloid magazine, you get see this photo of a new member of the family added to the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt household.

I heard that soon, our politicians are gonna come up with an Adopt-An-AhLong campaign.
Can't wait.



http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/11/adoptarempit.php

how about let them gather inside a cage of a pet's wonderland in mid valley? Let us choose which look cuter and eye-candier

btw, I treat them as animal, so dont expect from me that I will provide human food to them.

look cuter and eye-candier
u mean those minah rempit XD

"Bang a Rempit"

who want to join ?

lets make a group call ''kill rempit''

if u bring this to kopitiam sure it will get 10 times the heat than here my fingers are so itchy to start another rempit flaming
and see who will become the new "owner" of malayneum

same thread in FNF

=\ taken from kennysia bulat bulat.
but anyway,ROFL when i was reading this

i got made ref

they seem like..getting crazy..so many crazy actions on 2007.. built house , rocket, n now rempit..

the next thing you know is they're going send mat rempit with their kapchai to space and perform superman there

agreed...haha ..how bout world record on space..d longest willy and wikang at space~!!...

dun forget, the rempit is 99% malay... of course the UMNO want to do something on it.

Why we should follow... boz in malaysia... UMNO is Malaysia, Malaysia is UMNO... in other word... malaysia is MALAY, MALAY is malaysia...

who told the chinese dun born baby in many...

ahaha...ouch..i m a malay...

but i hate rempit...better car off then motorbikes...

but one thing i read on a mags...the japs are saluting those teenagers...

because of what?...their creativity 2 turn a Honda kapchai 2 run 120++kmh on 125cc class...even a kancil do 100kmh already goyang...

dunt ya think so?...

btw malaysia taken from d bumiputra's name...so live with it...well..do uwant ur country's name like..macidiasia (malay+cina+india+asia)?

cheers~...no hard feelings tho'

This post has been edited by Kazuhito: Nov 27 2006, 01:14 PM

get it together

the government is covering up its own stupidit for adopting these ..

ive seen a young kid on a bicycle "REMPIT"ing his bicycle in the middle of the high way

oh boy he's going 2 grow up to be a great politician

in my philosophy, i salute to those that say their last prayers only. seen tat the jap salute to them, me too! mat rempit!