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 Apa saja penyakit tetap sembuh. RM30 saja., Kalau tidak sembuh, boleh claim RM100."

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TSwantrader82
post Sep 29 2015, 10:33 AM, updated 9y ago

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Si Amat ni basar cita-cita dia mau jadi duktur, tapi sikul nda
pass. Walaupun begitu masi juga dia mau try jadi duktur,
jadi satu hari dia pandai-pandai la pigi buka klinik sendiri di
kampung, siap upah nurse yang kiut lagi kasi kawan dia
jaga tu klinik.
Amat pun kasi iklan la klinik dia ni. "Apa saja penyakit tatap
sembuh. RM30 saja. Kalau tidak sembuh, boleh claim
RM100."
Ngam-ngam time tu ada ni anak ketua kampung nampak tu
iklan. Nama dia si Rodi. Heran dia si Amat dapat buka
klinik..padahal darjah 6 pun nda pass. Terfikir la dia ni mau
test si Amat. Untung-untung dpt RM100 lagi. Lalu pigi la dia
di klinik.
Amat: Ya, sakit apa ni?
Rodi: Tawar mulut ni, nda rasa apa-apa langsung waktu
makan.
Amat: Nurse, bawa tu ubat nombor 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik
dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: puih! Minyak petrol ni!!
Amat: Haaa... bulih rasa suda ko kan? Syukurlah.. karang
pigi kaunter bayar 30 ringgit ya...
Rodi nda puas ati. Selang seminggu, dia balik jumpa si
Amat.
Amat: Sakit apa, buss?
Rodi: Sa hilang ingatan.
Amat: sinang jak bah tu. Kijap aa...nurse, bawa tu ubat
nombot 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: Aik, bukan minyak petrol ka tu?
Amat: uinah, ingat terus ko kan. Cepat berkesan kan ni
ubat. Bagus, bagus...ok suda ko tu. Karang pigi kaunter
bayar RM30 aah...
Rodi mula serabut kepala sudah. Lepas seminggu, dia pigi
lagi.
Amat: Nah...sakit apa lagi ko kali ni?
Rodi: Mata rabun. Apa pun nda nampak.
Amat: alala...Ya ka? Siou noh, yang ni sa nda bulih mo kasi
ubat. Amik lah ni RM100.
Rodi: Aik? RM50 jak ni!?
Amat: uiyo.... nampak jelas dah ka? Berkesan juga cara sa
kan. Bah, kasi balik tu RM50. Karang jangan lupa bayar
RM30 di kaunter ah...tingkiu.... Klu nda koirak atau katawa sy pun nda taulh sakitmu ini apa😝 😝

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post Sep 29 2015, 10:42 AM

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good one!
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post Sep 29 2015, 10:46 AM

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QUOTE(wantrader82 @ Sep 29 2015, 10:33 AM)
Si Amat ni basar cita-cita dia mau jadi duktur, tapi sikul nda
pass. Walaupun begitu masi juga dia mau try jadi duktur,
jadi satu hari dia pandai-pandai la pigi buka klinik sendiri di
kampung, siap upah nurse yang kiut lagi kasi kawan dia
jaga tu klinik.
Amat pun kasi iklan la klinik dia ni. "Apa saja penyakit tatap
sembuh. RM30 saja. Kalau tidak sembuh, boleh claim
RM100."
Ngam-ngam time tu ada ni anak ketua kampung nampak tu
iklan. Nama dia si Rodi. Heran dia si Amat dapat buka
klinik..padahal darjah 6 pun nda pass. Terfikir la dia ni mau
test si Amat. Untung-untung dpt RM100 lagi. Lalu pigi la dia
di klinik.
Amat: Ya, sakit apa ni?
Rodi: Tawar mulut ni, nda rasa apa-apa langsung waktu
makan.
Amat: Nurse, bawa tu ubat nombor 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik
dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: puih! Minyak petrol ni!!
Amat: Haaa... bulih rasa suda ko kan? Syukurlah.. karang
pigi kaunter bayar 30 ringgit ya...
Rodi nda puas ati. Selang seminggu, dia balik jumpa si
Amat.
Amat: Sakit apa, buss?
Rodi: Sa hilang ingatan.
Amat: sinang jak bah tu. Kijap aa...nurse, bawa tu ubat
nombot 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: Aik, bukan minyak petrol ka tu?
Amat: uinah, ingat terus ko kan. Cepat berkesan kan ni
ubat. Bagus, bagus...ok suda ko tu. Karang pigi kaunter
bayar RM30 aah...
Rodi mula serabut kepala sudah. Lepas seminggu, dia pigi
lagi.
Amat: Nah...sakit apa lagi ko kali ni?
Rodi: Mata rabun. Apa pun nda nampak.
Amat: alala...Ya ka? Siou noh, yang ni sa nda bulih mo kasi
ubat. Amik lah ni RM100.
Rodi: Aik? RM50 jak ni!?
Amat: uiyo.... nampak jelas dah ka? Berkesan juga cara sa
kan. Bah, kasi balik tu RM50. Karang jangan lupa bayar
RM30 di kaunter ah...tingkiu.... Klu nda koirak atau katawa sy pun nda taulh sakitmu ini apa😝 😝
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This post has been edited by nefashu: Sep 29 2015, 10:46 AM
TSwantrader82
post Sep 29 2015, 08:01 PM

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QUOTE(fireballs @ Sep 29 2015, 10:42 AM)
good one!
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Thanks bro....
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post Oct 5 2015, 11:33 AM

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Start our days.....
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post Oct 6 2015, 03:18 PM

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Hahaha, that's a good one! laugh.gif rclxms.gif

(Although the Malay dialect can get hard to understand at times)
TSwantrader82
post Oct 6 2015, 06:08 PM

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QUOTE(THTgadgets.com @ Oct 6 2015, 03:18 PM)
Hahaha, that's a good one! laugh.gif rclxms.gif

(Although the Malay dialect can get hard to understand at times)
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Thank you....can increase your vocabulary...
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post Nov 6 2015, 12:02 PM

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QUOTE(THTgadgets.com @ Oct 6 2015, 03:18 PM)
Hahaha, that's a good one! laugh.gif rclxms.gif

(Although the Malay dialect can get hard to understand at times)
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i think that indon?
anzvampire
post Nov 17 2015, 04:27 PM

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that is Sabah slang lah..
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post Nov 17 2015, 06:40 PM

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nice one ! hahah
TSwantrader82
post Nov 19 2015, 09:08 AM

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QUOTE(mred02 @ Nov 17 2015, 06:40 PM)
nice one ! hahah
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hope can cheer up your day
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post Nov 19 2015, 09:10 AM

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this one is translated version from english rite ?
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post Nov 19 2015, 05:06 PM

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QUOTE(Scar_face @ Nov 6 2015, 12:02 PM)
i think that indon?
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Sabahan la haha
TSwantrader82
post Nov 26 2015, 02:16 PM

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QUOTE(otua @ Nov 19 2015, 09:10 AM)
this one is translated version from english rite ?
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give me the english version please....
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post Dec 7 2015, 02:55 PM

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Sabahan...haha good one 😆
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post Dec 8 2015, 10:05 PM

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QUOTE(wantrader82 @ Sep 29 2015, 10:33 AM)
Si Amat ni basar cita-cita dia mau jadi duktur, tapi sikul nda
pass. Walaupun begitu masi juga dia mau try jadi duktur,
jadi satu hari dia pandai-pandai la pigi buka klinik sendiri di
kampung, siap upah nurse yang kiut lagi kasi kawan dia
jaga tu klinik.
Amat pun kasi iklan la klinik dia ni. "Apa saja penyakit tatap
sembuh. RM30 saja. Kalau tidak sembuh, boleh claim
RM100."
Ngam-ngam time tu ada ni anak ketua kampung nampak tu
iklan. Nama dia si Rodi. Heran dia si Amat dapat buka
klinik..padahal darjah 6 pun nda pass. Terfikir la dia ni mau
test si Amat. Untung-untung dpt RM100 lagi. Lalu pigi la dia
di klinik.
Amat: Ya, sakit apa ni?
Rodi: Tawar mulut ni, nda rasa apa-apa langsung waktu
makan.
Amat: Nurse, bawa tu ubat nombor 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik
dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: puih! Minyak petrol ni!!
Amat: Haaa... bulih rasa suda ko kan? Syukurlah.. karang
pigi kaunter bayar 30 ringgit ya...
Rodi nda puas ati. Selang seminggu, dia balik jumpa si
Amat.
Amat: Sakit apa, buss?
Rodi: Sa hilang ingatan.
Amat: sinang jak bah tu. Kijap aa...nurse, bawa tu ubat
nombot 69. Kasi taruh 3 titik dalam mulut pesakit ni.
Rodi: Aik, bukan minyak petrol ka tu?
Amat: uinah, ingat terus ko kan. Cepat berkesan kan ni
ubat. Bagus, bagus...ok suda ko tu. Karang pigi kaunter
bayar RM30 aah...
Rodi mula serabut kepala sudah. Lepas seminggu, dia pigi
lagi.
Amat: Nah...sakit apa lagi ko kali ni?
Rodi: Mata rabun. Apa pun nda nampak.
Amat: alala...Ya ka? Siou noh, yang ni sa nda bulih mo kasi
ubat. Amik lah ni RM100.
Rodi: Aik? RM50 jak ni!?
Amat: uiyo.... nampak jelas dah ka? Berkesan juga cara sa
kan. Bah, kasi balik tu RM50. Karang jangan lupa bayar
RM30 di kaunter ah...tingkiu.... Klu nda koirak atau katawa sy pun nda taulh sakitmu ini apa😝 😝
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Hahah confom tesenyumm
lucuu bei
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post Dec 14 2015, 09:49 AM

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QUOTE(xmari0nettex @ Dec 8 2015, 10:05 PM)
Hahah confom tesenyumm
lucuu bei
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post Feb 26 2016, 04:42 AM

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I don't find much problem with the dialect used just that the spelling is wrong all over the place. Typical modern malay heavily mixed with english and sms style. I'm also having problem to read them. Should use a proper malay so more people can understand them.
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post Feb 28 2016, 02:58 AM

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No offense but I heard this one before but like this version much better. Maybe because of the dialect.
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post Feb 29 2016, 12:13 PM

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why no one lipot him??
inb4 joke heaven.

the monet dia buka klinik ..sudah jadi joke.

 

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