Few months ago, it was a turning point in my life. I almost got killed, and almost becum a father, I am only 22 and I have a clear goal.

Met up with her, banged her without condoms because I accidently fucked up my last condom.

Did not cum inside her.

I so unlucky that time, accidently show my living place to her.

Also unlucky because so ngam, her parents find out on her whassap I banged her. (her parents never she bang around)

She paranoid, thought she going to pregnant, because few days no period.

One day we met, but it is a trap, her parents came along. Father was ex-army and gengster, know many people and know where i live.

So I cannot escape, father wanted to kill me but luckily her mum is a buddhist and is merciful. So I ended up worrying for a month about her getting pregnant but at last no kena.

I cukur, I feel like I am taken out from hell.

This post has been edited by han2019: Jul 27 2015, 06:37 PM

wow interesting story, please tell me more

padan muka

sejuk

nak hujan ke?

sejuknya...

Ok la..

1/10/ for the effort

Thank you TS... Finally got something to laugh at..

thought the girl was the one that was almost killed by her father

tu la...ingat bang ppl is all fun? it is if u never show her where u lived

I agree, a great lesson for me. I am a different person now

lesson learned. I never thought something like that could happen, really 1 in a million. She banged so many guys before so ngam I kena tangkap wtf man

got a friend like that. no pregnant but my friend broke her seal already and forced to marry her. they were married and divorce. now, the girl happy got child with somebody. leftover girl can be important to someone else

i wonder why nowadays young pipul very horny wan. last time people piap after marriage. now like everybody piap even before 20

And that explains that dupe thread of yours telling others to breed wisely. Case titanic ni.

so means u second hand? kek

Sejuk

Hell not ended yet.

Gotta do screening for all the STD including Hepatitis and RVD.

So I cannot escape, father wanted to kill me but luckily her mum is a buddhist and is merciful

i lol here

Pregnant but not ur kid

dafuq you can bang a girl on tinder.

me chatted with 30++ people still not yet met one in real life.

cerita sejuk and you belip

Why afraid? Shotgun wedding lor, later you can join the father's gang haha.

^ this 1 more sejuk, winter coming soon keh ?

the more you chat on tinder the harder to get her out lol also, your display picture plays a big role too, dress nicely take a well lit picture and you are good to go. If you put ur muscle photo you will attract many notti girl

this is smart. that why nearlee also doing this

marry la, u can be gangster son

ayam too innocent liao.

wah so many knowledges in tinder one la? later go back need to amend my profile a bit liao.

so you're happy you're sterile then if not you'll be dead

yes, i prayed day and night for that during the hell month

My time cannot be wasted on raising a family, i got much more important thing to do

-10 degree Celsius

Investigate first b4 bang someone don t simply bang

like banging a girl?

huehuehuehuehuehuehueueheeheueheuehe

Yes, tinder is a goldmine if you know how to use it. Can meet all kind of interesting girls.

However if you have a God body you just simply put ur photo then oso few thounsand matches edy.

(her parents never she bang around)






APA LANCAP NI

Changing the world. I want to make the world a better place

theres a first time 4 everytin

kipidap

thanks. i learnt from my mistake. I will be more careful next time.

never knew she bang around*

btw, you look hot in your picture, wanna bang?

This post has been edited by han2019: Jul 27 2015, 07:00 PM

tinder itself is a fishing platform

fucuk your last condom, cannot go 7e and buy ka? or shy?

already banging half way hwo to stop?

ok

snow spotted on top of KLCC

blizzard inkambing

no drillz of whatsapp means didn't happen

keep ur didi in ur pants till u have a condom leh..

So did u bang her mother too?

nope, I chicken, dun dare

Y U use me brother picture without me consent?

Hahaha really funny leh, so many people don't believe it is true. Let me tell you guys it is TRUE STORY!

cakap manyak no drillz....lettew

U sure?

Young people always horny lol, just that nowadays NSA sex is just one swipe away, makes things much easier

Wow.. Can make local meleis tv drama...

You oso think like this? I wanna write a book about it someday leh and maybe one day will be adopted into a movie or drama

i can't even match a girl on tinder, face palm

aiyaaa

why u no become happy fathers day :C

ts kind of person are the worst

TS why don't you share the conversation that happened leading all the way till you piap her? Then you can kill 2 birds 1 stone

1) haters that don't believe you will shut up
2) can teach noobs

Hahaha memang stress one if no period

Oops double post

This post has been edited by someone_stupid: Jul 27 2015, 08:24 PM

reminds of the other thread whr he rubbed too hard and blood came out

1st double post over another reply

Blame the server leh not my fault

"her parents never she bang around"

U mean
1. What kind of parents let the daughter bang around?
Or u mean
2. Her parents also bang around ah?

pew pew
bang bang..

Ts caused the storm this afternoon

ok mana ID tinder

so kiuk

know dont have condom then go buy one lar ...

got 7-11, kmart, what mart ... even hotel lobbies sell condom ...
petrol station also got 24 hours store etc ...

fucking horny but cant spare sometime to buy one ??

this. TS tip got other men's DNA.

This post has been edited by zedyll: Jul 27 2015, 08:50 PM

my house is snowing.. sorry now pic of my house snowing

Literally piap first think later mentality . I don't care ur a legendary cheongster but once u got careless imma lmao ur ass

wtf i reading in /k/ these days

funny you worried about getting caught pants down than contracting some STD from her.

I really dun understand, so easy to kena STD de meh? My fren never use condom and he has been banging so many chicks edy, no pregnant and no std...

cetira sejuk brah


Nearlee

its true story bro, trust me k?

Need conversation drills

sejuk oi thanks

did you enjoy the raw feeling of inside her?

that is why always rmb to pluck into a pluck where babies wont come out

You never know when it comes.

why??

on her stomach