So ayam today feel abit boring, gf marah, kawan sibuk!

So usually just Makan breakfast with parent and balik rumah one, so today decided to stay abit longer lo.

Mama complain front gate there the tong sampah go tikus, korek Sampai everywhere berlubang and even the small drainage abit sinked!

Ayam pun go hardware shop, get some brinks and cement to be construction worker!

Inb4 ayam cheapo, wanna jimat money hired bangla!

Anyway,

Here are the progress!

So first first, Adam clear the bushy and porous area
(Yes, that's ayam sexayyyy leg and awesome boxers)



Then the area now cleaner, filled with small stone and sands



Then one layer of wires mesh (konon macam re-bar) follow by 2layers of bricks and cement combo!



Now ayam give you some reconstructed gutter post (pun intended)



And finally all done liao (yes, that's ayam's shadow)

tolong beli racun tumbuhan spread sikit dekat longkang...

U also fatass like me. Ayam proud.

ur skill can't even match rohingya's

kirim salam dengan mak kau yang hijau

and bapak kau yang bumblebeeh

Good job Ayam

Well done, bangala will become jobless if all can be bangala like jew

actually not bad.. the longkang was there initially or you add that too?

refer to the small longkang end of the bricks

This post has been edited by mirzan007: Jun 28 2015, 05:31 PM

ayam is a good son

where can I learn all those skills

100Plus spotted. Tak puasa ke?

100Plus untuk mix cement kot.

btw, nice work ayam.

Good son.

Don't want use too much chemical la,

Will cabut with hand!

Wanna us faiya, mama marah!

tak puasa sial

haha kantoi minum air

*high five*

Ayam sedakar berlemak abit and big bone la:p

Ayam sexayyyyy, but no one puji, all say ayam fat:'(

So sad!!

This post has been edited by IReallyNeed Answers: Jun 28 2015, 06:19 PM

lol fat

When it comes to this, mmg tak Boleh,

That's why ayam Makan gaji 20k sebulan and not minimum wage cam rohingya

lol srysly nice

TS gemuk. Shadow damn fat.

I give a 7/10. I wanted to give 8/10 but the gutter (the part where cement is) macam tak rata. Overall, satisfactory work. Thumbs up for you!

cabut hard lo, it will tumbuh balik lepas 1 minggu
chemical spread terus 2 tahun

Gutter uncleared

Thank you, thank you:)

Google is my sifu today!

Initially also got one, smaller, but the vavi rat go tunnel here and there, so sinker and collapsed, so ayam filled with more sand, stone, and cement!
Then build new side longkang lo

You mean the big longkang?

See last pic la, ayam very responsible one!

This post has been edited by IReallyNeed Answers: Jun 28 2015, 05:44 PM

my house longkang oso need to do liao...u wan onot?
i pay u rm20 per day...100 plus provided

Good on you mate

Nothing better than doing some diy

Today cannot Liao, up down longkang with brick and all,

Bad an ayam break Liao for today!

good job TS. You're better than most keyboard warriors here (me included)!

ok la increase to rm 30...dun say ayam not generous ok

add rojak allowance for u

ei, kerja buruh and under hot sun exemptedkan?

Good job! So seldom got pipu men enought to do this.. Nowadays lots men didnt got dick.. Everydy go gym lift weight but went ask to cuci longkang all geli n lembik.

Good job. Syurga di bawah tapak kaki ibu

Hoi gemuk lemak banyak !

TS gemuk rupanya lel

Haha, so generous, but ayam lacking quality finishing, cementing ugly, no painting, cleaning pun sekadar okje.

I give you contact to bangla worker, he potong grass one, say can help me buat cantik cantik, only rm100, I say no thank you, then he say rm50 also can!

You mahu?

Haha

Your mom should also thank your girlfie for this successful unplanned project.

Ok la kasi clap

Nursery tutup jo,

Will get grass patch and tampal all over the edges and bared area,

So hopefully will be nicer and cleaner!

Mcm gemok je

Mmg pun gemok!

i hate longkang rumput too, it make mosquito around there

It's only bad when bangla or rohingya nearby come over and supervise you working.

Will tanam serai to keep mosquito and other insect away!

The side longkang lalang, time to time jump in and pull lo, no choice, I once poured kerosene on the side and burn!

My mom macam going tru WW3, maki me till I almost deaf!

Mine worst ok, this bangla come over and say he can "buat cantik cantik" for rm100

Hahaha

He literally say my work is shit!

So ayam halau him and open gate let dog chase him!

Lol

Uhh that brick is not for construction one.

U should have cheaper clay brick or cement bricks

bro dtg rumah aku repair dinding bocor? call me okay

Kaki gemok spotted

wah, kapal terbang, kapal selam, kapal laut I know you're geng la, construction you pun sifu?

That brick are abandoned one, so kena improvised lo, cement it Kaw Kaw jo, some more no one step there one, just beautify and block the porous area to halau tikus

bro serai really can keep mosquito away? any plants can keep snakes away?

bro susunan salah sikit.. but nevertheless, good job. puasa ka?

Yes, serai can halau mosquito and flies

Not fully halau all, but after awhile, you're realize lesser.

Ular tak tahu la, ayam bela anjing as deterrent, if cannot anjing, sulfur lo

Kan, I know gotta zigzag and stuff,

But when I lay the brick, lupa dah!

:'( tak puasa :'(

You very pannai

dafug u burn it
u burn it make fertilizer for future plant lo

i thought of sulfur also, but i worry my dog irritated by the smell of sulfur, their nose very strong ma

My anjing is the campur aduk one, stay outside, I was given scacrifial birds, rat and snake by my dog before!

Haha

Kapal kapal my interest

Contruction my kerja

Know the difference...

Ampun tuanku, beribu ribu ampun.

Hamba tak tahu ma.

buruh sepanjang tahun?

Buruh seumur idup

Good job TS. There's some sense of fulfillment that finishing manual labor can give.

Ts, is a real man.