every office i have seen,

all got boot licker, arse licker, kipas2 boss

current office, can even kipas boss at the same time...

very pro one...

laugh2 loud oso...

your office macamana?

all nice nice ah?

no drama?

if your office u no see 1. then i got bad news for you.

there is a pussi boy in my kompeni...

empty vessels makes the most noise! thats the only way they survive... only time will tell...

tell story lerrr

your boss is your main customer. so you should learn how to please your customer

dont care, janji ada amoi in pantry to upskirt and piap at lunch time

company besar ada, but small company takde....
gosip, backstab happen in big or small company.

ya right, your left hand or your right hand?

just tell them can see brown on the nose.

At higher position, you're no longer get promoted based on your performance.. You're promoted based on how boss feel impress at you... Performance is just a small part of ways to impress ur boss.. Another big part is, how clean can you lick your boss' shoes...

For executive levels and below... you will not feel this.. coz you're judge solely on your performance..

This post has been edited by zeese: Jun 16 2015, 02:07 PM

every kompeni sure got, some is really brown nose, some is because they like to social around.

i just sit quietly in a corner do my job and open LYN only

One must be able to perform to be of value but it is also important that your boss knows you. A simple example. You have a friend, who you know deep down can deliver jobs but not exactly excellent and a bunch of strangers who claim (with their own track records) they can do even better. I would go for my friend. Reliability.

Also, if a company is huge, higher ups need people to tell them what exactly is going on down below. Among those informants can be the bootlickers. Personally, as long as they are not spreading misinformation, I don't mind them much.

female boss very close with her secretary

spotted them go out dinner at weekend

always go overseas together but boss will go 1 day earlier and she will go missing the subsequent day

SPM grad but managed to climb up become full manager in 15 years (standard practice in my company, SPM grad will promote becum full officer in 20 years)

complain her job too stressful and she eventually get a assistant to do her work for her

come in late, go out 3 hours lunch or missing half day, HR pun tak berani kecoh

scold clerk kau kau for small small mistake, office of 50+- clerk+ exec but every year, at least 30 people leave without notice because of her. still HR tak berani say anything

everything also use lady boss punya name... bugimak...
ask him do anything... he will say my boss say i need to do this do that.. i cannot do that...
got one time i lagi pissed off. he ask me to talk to his boss... cb...
as a farking manager himself, is that the farking way to reply to colleagues? mcb...

If dun have, sure is not company

pussi boy?
please elaborate, as he lov pussi or being pussi? lol

read above. lazy to retype

truth be told..

boot licker need to be skillful..not every harry tom potter can be boot licker..so appreciate their effort if not of their role...

You HR nobody jilat you meh?

well when it comes to work relationship is one key thing.
boot licker watever u name them, if they can climb for a higher position, would you sacrifice to go abit further.

as for ur colleague. perhaps she piak all the way up who knows, but shes good since she can climb so fast!

both single female, so she jilat all the way

sometimes I am amazed as to someone who has more then RM100millions in assets are so blinded by love that he/she doesn't realized the other half is causing so much damage in the company

This post has been edited by loui: Jun 16 2015, 02:35 PM

lu HR kena terima hati terbukak

last time ichi_24 like that. lick lick lick, last last kampung2005 jadi mod, he didnt

You are the boss if you don't see one

this is normal lah, even the Director also have their own drama

hahhahhahhahhahhahahahha

they are the opportunist ..... they will likely be your boss in the future

ramai.. kerja malas.. tapi selalu dapat lebih daripada orang lain..

I'm still under impression that every office out there must have this kind of creature lurking around. Anyone is more than welcomed to prove otherwise.

dont you think their existence makes the office colourful. they spice up our life lol!

My office no drama. so i make my own drama

mana mungkin ada kat msia.. i dont believe such wonderful thing happens! haha

one of the staff in my office always butthurt. whenever u get off from your place or room, he will check or stare whether u got bring wallet & car key or not

my office place oso got
sometimes i saja saja nakal goncang my key lel

summore got more terrible one, seat facing thumb print machine.

jaga la if no scan jari.

haha

jobless only need to deal with pusat kebajikan drama ... no licking action

agree with u. bootlicker also require skills and it's not easy. can u crap on and on, become a joker in the office, make lots of voice to get attention, survive by jilat only? i can tell u most people will actually prefer to keep silence instead and then complaint like TS.. then mata merah when those ppl rise up the rank...

seriously, it's about visibility at the top... why the top management see these ppl and never see u? please do some self reflecting first before criticizing...

my experience tells me, talk and be seen is better than doing ur own shit until God level but ppl never notice u...

come.. i wanna lick lick you

insaflah nak...

dah lah spoil got semalam

if dont have means u r the one

nop, if dun have meaning you are living in mars

yup.
hate them if u want to..but u have to respect their effort and skill.

[quote=CeDhhVss,Jun 16 2015, 01:55 PM]
every office i have seen,

all got boot licker, arse licker, kipas2 boss

current office, can even kipas boss at the same time...

very pro one...

laugh2 loud oso...

your office macamana?

all nice nice ah?

no drama?

[/quote

boot licker. do u mean literally ?

damn alot drama

macam macam ada mahhh

ada apapunboleh

jilat kaki
gosok kasut
angkat bola
gold finger
anjing gila
katak bodoh

hahahahahahahaha

Repent2

Kesian TS. This one mesti kena overlook for promotion or naik gaji. Being noble (buat kerja rajin2 and no socialise dengan boss) can only get you to a certain extent. You mahu lagi tinggi, kena belajar kipas boss laju2 lorh

I no need kipas boss also boss still like me, action speak louder.

Ada lar...

1. Cakap on the phone bloody loud scared ppl don't know he is talking business
2. Act like knowledgeable in any thing. Then when ppl say something, he will go yeah yeah...
3. Then when it comes to work, taichi number 1.
4. When work becomes shit, point finger number 1.
5. When work becomes good, wanna claim all credit... kesian his team mate...
6. When ppl need help, he scold ppl first before helping lor... cibai pattern lor...
7. Then like to challenge team lead... when it comes to work refer point 3, 4, 5, 6.

Aiya macam-macam pattern...


Dam sibeh tulan punya this kind of ppl!

depend on your boss laa
not every boss likes 'tin kosong' penjilat aka licker
but one thing for sure
every boss like penjilat who are team player and contribute to the growth of the company

Normal la